DU again missing the most important news story of all --- ----- -------- ---- >Jenna's Wedding!!!

[HamdenRice]

Jenna is getting married May 10th!

The groom is Henry Hager!

Jenna's wedding will be at the Bush family Crawford, Texas ranch!

She will wear an Oscar de la Renta wedding gown and her bridesmaids will wear pastel Lela Rose gowns and Barbara Bush's will be gray to match her eyes!

Poor daddy George says that the wedding is becoming expensive and he has had to make sensitive budgetary and spending decisions to arbitrate between Jenna and Laura!

So let's all not trouble our beautiful minds about those irrelevant subjects that we won't talk about and let's all give our thoughts to Jenna's happy, happy, beautiful, beautiful wedding!!!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iRLDd63PnfuapfWAPrckhZospM6QD903QQFG0
http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2008-04-21-bushes-book_N.htm
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/04/whats_not_so_elegant_about_jen_1.html
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20178975,00.html
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=88177022

[OwnedByFerrets]

1. Words cannot express

my repulsion for this crap.:puke:

[HamdenRice]

2. Oh poo poo to you too! Poo, I say! Poo

Jenna is getting married!

[OwnedByFerrets]

20. ...

:rofl:

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Jenna and Laura are in Glen Rock, NJ at a children's bookstore,

pushing their latest collaboration. Ironically Maria Shriver is about 2-1/2 miles away at another bookstore, pushing her latest effort.

[lpbk2713]

4. America's sweetheart.

NOT!

[HamdenRice]

8. Oh poo! Why sully our beautiful minds with such an image??? Poo, I say!

Jenna is getting married!

[Cooley Hurd]

5. At least they're not going to sully the White House with this...

IMO, the BEST White House wedding was Alice Roosevelt's (to Congressman Nicholas Longworth). That was a helluva party - I got SO wasted!!!!:D:hangover:

[kskiska]

6. Will Jenna be wearing a flag pin

on her wedding dress?

[islandmkl]

7. will Anna Nicole or Britney or Paris be there? well, I guess Anna Nicole won't be....

but I want to know about the others!!

Those dear kids aren't going to Aruba for their honeymoon, are they?

[Rhiannon12866]

23. No, I've heard they're going to Afghanistan...

Jenna's Dad convinced her when he said it was "romantic and exciting..." :eyes:

[LisaM]

9. Actually, I wish they would treat us to a White House wedding.

After all the crap we've been through these seven years, the least they could do was their best equivalent of a state wedding. But, of course, they don't have the grace to do so.

[lurky]

10. Will they sacrifice a virgin?

Maybe have some gladiator battles to entertain the guests?

[HamdenRice]

13. A goat will be slaughtered in the basement

and Jenna and Poppy will drink its warm blood, but they always do that.

Poo on you if you are trying to make something bad out of that charming family tradition.

[lurky]

19. "Poo on you"

Shhhhh! We're not supposed to talk about that part of the ceremony!

:rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

11. My guess is Daddy's not cutting the booze budget...

word is Jenna and Henry have bought a home in Baltimore.

[Ganja Ninja]

16. I'm sure the margaritas will be made from the finest tequilas. n/t

[Avalux]

12. She knows we hate her father. That's why they're having it at the pig farm.

It's remote and difficult for people to go there to protest. She may actually be an OK person and just decided to keep it quiet.

[mikelgb]

14. Hope this dosn't happen at her wedding:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2004-05-23-wedding-tape_x.htm

[HamdenRice]

15. Why should we waste our beautiful minds on such irrelevant things ...

to paraphrase Babs?

[Shoelace]

17. so the Devil wears Oscar, not Prada?

gawd, what has this world come to? :evilgrin:

[catzies]

18. Nice!

:rofl:

[BigDaddy44]

21. I can see the catty brigade is in full attack mode

Okay, the kids getting married. And the news is covering it. So what? Would you expect anything different? I really find it amusing that will all going on in the world, DU'ers are actually taking time out of their day to take shots at a 20 something kid who's never hurt anyone (and apparently not accomplished much, but thats beside the point) and is getting married. Of course the news is going to cover the Presidents daughter getting married.

Can we worry about more important things please? War. Gas Prices. Pending food shortages.

And, shame on me for being dumb enough to not only READ this thread, and even worse, respond to it.

Here....I'll give the more paranoid of you out there some fodder to alert me. I hope she has a great time at her wedding, and lives a long and happy life with her new husband. There. I must be a Bush loving neocon now.

[Mudoria]

25. I agree with you fully. I hope she and her new husband have

a long happy life and a great wedding. DU wouldn't be complete without the usual bile and hatred that runs throughout it.

[Gato Moteado]

22. babs will wear gray to match her skin

nt

[malaise]

24. Is the dress being made of

crocodile skin?