President Obama would make it illegal to use his middle name

[MindPilot]

He's a covert "moo-slim" and the liberal media is already helping him hide that from the American people by refusing to utter the word "Hussein". On his first day as president, Obama will issue an executive order prohibiting the use of his middle name.

I heard that gem yesterday from a local righty talk show host named Mike "New York Mike" Shelby. That's correct; this shithead moves to San Diego from back east and thinks he's being cool by calling himself "New York Mike". What a jerk; he even tried running for mayor under that moniker. :eyes:

They are getting more desperate by the hour.

[guyanakoolaid]

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[Pab Sungenis]

2. Re-read the OP

He's mocking what someone else was saying.

[gratuitous]

3. Wow, just like President Bush!

I'm sure that "New York" Mike Shelby, as a radio personality, is fully aware of President Bush's secret executive order that forbids anyone on the nation's airwaves from calling Bush "Commander Bunnypants." And to prove it, someone should call in to his show and challenge him to refer to President Bush as "Commander Bunnypants" for a week. I'll bet a shiny nickel he won't do it, and it will be because of this secret executive order I just thought of.

[MindPilot]

4. I should call in and see if I can get "Commander Bunnypants" past the delay

Then the station will have to pay a half million dollars to the FCC. I like it! :D