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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:27 PM Original message |
So...what the fuck do I do with these 800 pounds of rice I now own? |
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angstlessk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. Chinese slave labor..i get it!!! |
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Warren Stupidity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
2. Sell it for a profit in two weeks? |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Can I just walk into PF Changs and heave it at the hostess? |
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IndependentDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 11:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
26. I'm dying here, that was the funniest shit i have heard in long damn time. |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-25-08 12:31 AM Response to Reply #26 |
31. I wish it was still winter. I could use it to salt my steps. |
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newmajority (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. Buy some Asian cookbooks |
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MUAD_DIB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. Use it to throw at many weddings and make friends, or |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
5. Well, I laughed |
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MadMaddie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. Ha..ha.. make sure it doesn't rot, that would really suck because |
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poppysgal (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
7. get married |
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MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
9. It didn't even take me 6 seconds :) But, on a serious note... |
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nebenaube (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
10. I get the joke... |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:35 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Are you living in Detroit in the 1890s? |
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Dora (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
11. Rice pudding. Horchata. Spinach and rice casserole. Biryani. nt |
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poppysgal (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
12. oh I forgot |
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MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. Only for a couple of weeks. Then you bag it in mylar with oxygen absorbers. |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
13. I'll give you five gallons of gasoline in trade. |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:36 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. This was the plot of Alas, Babylon, wasn't it? |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
14. Rinse it in cold water 3 times, bring 150% more water to a boil... |
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Elspeth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
16. If it's brown rice, send me a bag |
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MercutioATC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:39 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. If it's brown rice, start eating it. |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
20. Stephen Colbert just said he uses it to make kiddy pool paella. ;) |
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poppysgal (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
21. it might become |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
22. well you could open up a Arancini stand, i'm a feast of St. Somebody os coming up. |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:49 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Arancini was the tenor in the Four Freshman, right? |
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poppysgal (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
24. one more thought |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 10:54 PM Response to Original message |
25. Buy a small farm in the tropics and plant it. You'll be rich next year. LOL |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
27. they are only rationing it to hoard it till the price doubles to make more Money |
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WheelWalker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
28. Open a marriage chapel |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
29. ebay, baby |
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catnhatnh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-24-08 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
30. Invite over your 6,400 closest friends for a free steak dinner... |
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theboss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-25-08 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
32. Good news. I just got an industrial rice cooker on Ebay! |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-25-08 07:02 AM Response to Original message |
33. One word: |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-25-08 07:47 AM Response to Original message |
34. Make a lot of arroz con pollo |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-25-08 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
35. Package it for long-term, keep it, and then eat rice at 2008 prices |
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