The EWWWW Factor

[madamesilverspurs]

One of the points I always try to make with friends who are of the "other" political persuasion is that my opinions of George Bush aren't formed on the basis of hearsay. As much as possible, I do watch/listen whenever our "president" speaks in order to judge for myself without benefit of spin. That said, experience has taught me to be prepared for certain levels of wincing and flinching when it comes to his particular oratory style; and given the venue of today's lecture I mistakenly failed to prepare for the EWWWW Factor. Thus, with full foreknowledge of W's proclivities for finger pointing, sidestepping and scapegoating I sat down to watch.

While I was sitting there being thankful that he hadn't started dancing again, he called on a female journalist (sorry, didn't catch her name). She stood and said that she was still waiting for her "exclusive at the ranch," to which he responded with a brief chuckle. Bad girl that I am, I immediately thought, "so that's what they call it nowadays." That's when the EWWWW Factor kicked in big time. It was so bad that I had to turn off the television. Since I didn't watch the whole thing, I'll keep my opinion to myself.

Except for "EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!" of course.

[provis99]

1. I just vomited a little in my mouth

what woman would have such low self esteem or bad taste to even joke about something as horrifying as that with George Bush?

[sammythecat]

2. That's more EEWWW than I can imagine.

I simply can not visualize him being alone with a woman. I never thought about that before you brought this up. I just really can't see it. He is such a total jerk.

I'm really not trying to be crude here, but honestly, the only kind of sex I can picture him having would be some sort of "Texas gangbang" down in "Crawfert" with a bunch of his oil buddies. And I bet the next day he'd be able to tell you who all was there, but wouldn't recognize the woman again if she came and sat beside him. George Bush and any sort of grown-up, intimate one-on-one relationship simply does not compute.

What a despicable embarrassment that man is. For the rest of my life, whenever I meet someone from a foreign country, I will want to, as quickly as I can, make a reference that I never voted for him.
All of us Americans now have on our profile, permanently, the fact that he was our president.