A fat man who owned guns was tasered before he received his immunizations he needed before his

[Horse with no Name]

circumcision.
Did I cover all the hot topics?:eyes:

[The Straight Story]

1. While he was breastfeeding and smoking

:)

[Horse with no Name]

3. Darn...I knew I forgot something!

:crazy:

[jmowreader]

6. And eating at Olive Garden!

[ZombieHorde]

18. And stating that Buddhism is a religion. nt

[mainegreen]

2. Circumcision's back?

Yay!
:sarcasm:

[Ikonoklast]

4. While waiting for his sixty-three children and fourteen wives

to come back home, all the while listening to Rev. Wright describe just how much he hates America.

[lumberjack_jeff]

5. ... in front of the Olive Garden. n/t

[AlCzervik]

7. "Isn't this lounge material?"

it had to be done. :-)

[Broken_Hero]

8. dont' forget, he was also

sporting a tshirt that says "I support the gas tax holiday"...

[joneschick]

9. how did his pit bull fare?

:hi:

[Horse with no Name]

12. the Pit Bull ate the Bible.

Who knew?:shrug:

[flvegan]

10. How many pit bulls does the guy own?

[Broken_Hero]

11. I bet at least 50 of the

vicious beasts....

[flvegan]

13. Probably has outdoor cats, too.

Killing songbirds like nobody's business.

[Broken_Hero]

14. he probably owns

stock in Olive Garden, and Snickers too...and I bet this jerk also pays 500 bucks for a hair cut.

[flvegan]

19. I heard that he doesn't think a plane hit the Pentagon.

[trotsky]

22. Cats that he had declawed. n/t

[madinmaryland]

15. Don't tase me bro!!

[TZ]

16. Don't forget

before he had his fillings pulled out....;-)

[Horse with no Name]

17. ...

:rofl:
Hey I had all my fillings replaced.
It feels very good NOT to have a silver fork vibrate my mouth.:D

[dixiegrrrrl]

20. then he sued the jail

because he lost weight on the 3000 calorie a day food.

[aikoaiko]

21. .....as he was entering Wal-mart.....

[Elspeth]

23. Only if he said, "God Damn America" and you left that out.

Otherwise, way to make potpourri out of GD. :)

[Irreverend IX]

24. I heard he belonged to FLDS and complained that his sister was a prostitute. nt