Can anybody name one crime not committed by Bush & Co?

[Cyrano]

I just can't think of a crime that hasn't been committed by Bush, Cheney, or one of their henchmen over the past eight years. From jaywalking, to war crimes, they seem to have covered the whole gamut.

It's possible that none of them ever had sex with a yak, but who knows?

Can anyone name one crime that they haven't committed or are strongly suspected of committing?

[momster]

1. They Were Never Arrested

at an anti-war protest or anti-globalization protest?

[Cyrano]

4. Protesting against the government isn't a crime.

[momster]

20. But people get arrested at protests

don't they? And it could be a crime...have you checked *all* the Presidential signing statements?

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Lookin' so damn good, they cause traffic jams.

[DS1]

3. As far as I know, they haven't rebroadcast a baseball game without

written consent from MLB

[johnnie]

5. Or tore the tag off of their mattress

[Cyrano]

6. Hmmm, sounds like maybe they're innocent of this.

Then again, who knows?

[Speck Tater]

7. Spitting on the sidewalk? NT

[Hydra]

8. Hmm...

I would have to say ransoming. When we kidnap, we either let them go when we're done torturing them, or we lock up/kill them. No headlines of "Hey, Al-Qaeda, we have you commander! If you want him back, give us _____!"

[Cyrano]

10. Letting Bin Laden escape at Tora Bora comes pretty close.

Who knows what they may have received in return (perhaps from their Saudi friends) for MIHOP or LIHOP regarding Bin Laden's being allowed to get away.

[Hydra]

12. I think that falls under the category of

Actions taken to protect a conspiracy.

Since Bin-Laden was on our payroll, we couldn't allow him to be captured or killed(Although I'm sure he's dead currently due to kidney damage), That would have either exposed them or removed one of the great rallying points of the "war on terror."

[Cyrano]

13. Sounds good. I guess there won't be any ransom indictment.

[Hydra]

14. I favor Mass Murder, Crimes against humanity, Treason and

Whatever category Trillion dollar theft falls under for charges.

I have to say that I like the OP's idea- we could put them on trial for ALL OF IT, and let them try and prove otherwise.

[DFW]

9. Jaywalking in Provincetown, Mass.

Because it is highly unlikely that any of them ever set foot in the place.

[Cyrano]

11. Are you sure? Remember, the OP refers to all their henchmen and

there are a whole bunch of them.

[DFW]

18. Well, you can never be sure, but

If you've ever been in Provincetown, Massachusetts, you know that it is not the kind
of place that even a Cheneybush henchman would admit to having visited............

[Cyrano]

19. Aha. The key word is "admit."

I bet this administration has at least one closet, wine-sipping elitist.

[DFW]

22. You'd have a REALLY hard time finding any elitists in P-town! LOL

That's like trying to find a pacifist at Halliburton!

[Contrary1]

15. Suicide...of the physical, not political nature.

I'm pretty sure there are still a few states where non-assisted suicide is considered a crime.
I'll chip in for the one-way airline tickets.

[Cyrano]

16. Okay, they haven't committed this crime -- yet.

[Canuckistanian]

17. I was going to say sodomy, but then I remembered Abu Ghraib

Although the Yak thing hasn't been prosecuted yet, either (the Yak's family has been threatened).

[yella_dawg]

21. Beastiality?

That I know of, anyway.


Not counting mule boy, but he was state-level, not federal, as I remember.

[McCamy Taylor]

26. Scooter Libby wrote about it, so he made money writing bestiality porn.

[Freddie Stubbs]

23. Illegal immigration

[stray cat]

24. child molestation and necrophilia?

[Cyrano]

25. We know that children were raped at Abu Ghraib. And we've also

been told that orders for torture came right out of the White House (Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Tenet, Ashcroft). And Bush says he knew all about it.

Check out Seymour Hersch on Google. He reported about children being raped in Abu Ghraib. The MSM ignored it just like they've ignored torture being planned and okayed in the White House.

[McCamy Taylor]

27. Crimes they have done: shoplifting, murder, RICO Act, kidnapping, torture, public profanity

sodomy, adultery, drugs, bribery, extortion, broke all the Bill of Rights including Article II down in NOLA, pornography, perjury times infinity, war crimes....


Has anyone caught them on film jay walking? Or maybe Laura kept a library book out past its due date?

[Cyrano]

29. Not to mention election fraud, contempt of congress, treason,

and, given the unknown number of murdered Iraqis, crimes against humanity.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

28. Dumpster diving for food?