Suicide...yeah, right...

[Philosoraptor]

Bin Laden did nine eleven, but he's still out there terrorizing us.

Yeah, right.

Weapons of mass destruction, Saddam had a nuclear program, he was a global threat.

Yeah, right.

Mission accomplished.

Yeah, right.

America is safer, we're not in a recession, victory in Iraq is just around the corner, democracy is coming to the middle east, affordable health care for all, we do not torture, we're not attacking Iran, Jesus is coming back soon, republicans support the troops.

Yeah, right.

[spanone]

1. call me cynical.....

[Gman]

2. More like suicided

at least they're getting away from "suicide" by rat shot to the back of the head.

[Hydra]

3. You raise a good point

I automatically assume the opposite of whatever Bushco says- and the translation hasn't been wrong yet.

[Philosoraptor]

4. I suspect they have been LESS than truthful lately....

Like always.

[Hydra]

8. Bwhahaha!

:thumbsup:

I just use my little brainpowered insta-translator. It works like this:

Bush says: "We are not in a Recession."
Translated: "We are in a Depression, and I don't give a s***- I stole your money!"

Bush Says: "Iran is a nuclear threat to the world"
Translated: "I WILL bomb you into oblivion with nukes if you do not do exactly what I tell you to."

Bush Says: "We do not torture"
Translation: "We torture anyone we want- you want some?"

As I said, hasn't failed me yet :evilgrin:

[Philosoraptor]

9. & THEY called Al Gore a big fat congenital liar.

Yet only Al has an Oscar on his mantle.

[Hydra]

11. The ironic thing is that those usually go to the best "liars"

But the Chimp's acting skills are sub-par at best. The stupid act in particular grates on me.

[wildbilln864]

5. one thing....

UBL died in December 2001. link :hi:

[superkia]

13. Benazir Bhutto claimed that he was killed by someone named...

Omar Sheikh in 2006 but then I know that their were other reports that said he died in 2001, who knows. Either way, he is just a boogie man that our gangsters...I mean government needed to further their agenda, they have moved on from him and now its just terrorists in general. If you look at things like the thought crimes bill, I think most Americans including government officials are terrorists? I wish all of the televisions in America would just stop working so people would have to go out and educate themselves on whats taking place before its too late.

Before too long, the internet will probably be just as controlled as the television and print media.

[stellanoir]

6. Yo pal

you clearly haven't had your apportioned quota of Kool Aid.

[Philosoraptor]

7. They don't make Kool Aid like they used to..

I was drinkin' kool aid when it was kool.

[stellanoir]

10. So you are a pre Jonestown kind of guy.

figures.

You are always ahead of the curve.

:hi:

[napoleon_in_rags]

12. Hey! Didn't you hear? They just got Al Qaeda's number 2 man!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jG7cUMNiE55gJVZnvsAxLR411VGQD90D2F5G0

[DCKit]

14. AGAIN????

It's like Batman having an endless (and disposable) supply of Robins.

OR:

Just like a carnival shooting gallery - every time a duck goes down, another one pops up.

Obviously BuchCo* can never win this war on Terra - there's just too many of 'em.

[Philosoraptor]

18. There will ALWAYS be a #2 man to be killed, once a month.

[Junkdrawer]

15. BREAKING: Palfrey suicide note released:

[Annces]

16. LOLlipop

[mmonk]

17. That's what my wife said today (your subject line)