Fox news covers shaving pubes.

[seasat]

Via Huffington Post, the stogey network of Bill Orally has it's "sexpert" writing an article on whether you should go bare down there. Here's an excerpt from the article:

Are you bare there? With summer just around the corner, you may now be thinking about joining the ranks of the totally shaven.

It's no longer simply a style concern for porn stars; it seems that everyone now - guy or gal - is giving at least some thought to pubic hair care. I certainly get enough e-mails from male readers about going hairless. They want to know: What's the deal? How is it that nether region hair maintenance has evolved into an art form? Should I do it, too?

This raises several questions.

Does Orally shave it or just scrub it off with a loofa?

Is the reason that Britt Hume always has that sour look on his face due to regrowth itch?

Is this why Fox's Ainsley Earhardt is always crossing and uncrossing her legs while wearing a short skirt?

What has happened to a bastion of moral propriety?

[Deja Q]

1. Sex sells, and FOX has probably been losing ratings so all they can now do is, uh, go down...

:hide:

[Rosemary2205]

22. LOL

:)

[L0oniX]

36. "go down" ....uhm care to define that?

[LeftyMom]

2. Fox News is racist, hates women and is a tool of the patriarchy.

Actually, that's true. Guess a stopped clock is right twice a day, after all.

[BattyDem]

3. Please ... I beg you ...

Don't ever put the words "Bill Orally" and "pubic hair" in the same post again! :scared: :puke:

[seasat]

7. I actually hear he does it because...

it helps him tell his head from his tail.

[BattyDem]

29. LOL!

:rofl:

[Blue_In_AK]

13. I second that...

[DJ13]

4. Fox (the repressed conservative channel) loves sex

I heard that they told Clinton she would have to wear a thong if she ever hoped to get on their channel again.

:scared:

[hobbit709]

5. They're planning on selling merkins.

[fascisthunter]

6. For a Bunch of Pent Up Conservatives, They Sure are Fixated on Sex

Of course we know they sell sex to captivate audiences long enough to gobble up all that Pentagon Propaganda.

[DJ13]

9. For a Bunch of Pent Up Conservatives, They Sure are Fixated on Sex

Yeah, but their conservative male base seems to not be into women as much as Fox thinks they are.

[fascisthunter]

11. Well... Fox News is all about Selling an Image

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. This is the ONLY time you'll hear me say "I Love Bush!"

I belong to the BBEP (Bald Beaver Eradication Project). Bald beavers skeer me....

[seasat]

12. Never cared for the bare look myself.

My wife jokingly asked me about us both doing that one time. I refused because I was scared I'd accidentally cut off something important.

[madeline_con]

32. with a disposable double blade razor?

:rofl:

I'm assuming you weren't getting out the straight razor and the strop.

[Mz Pip]

10. Art form?

Okay, here's what I'll do. I'll shave it and glue blue feathers and sprinkle a bit of glitter on it. How's that for art form?

Then I'll go on Orally and talk about it.

[seasat]

14. If you can do it with an image of Miley Cyrus...

He'd have you on in a hear beat.

[Mz Pip]

16. I am very good

with Photoshop. But I think Orally is getting plenty of milage out of Miley without my help. The guy seems to have a creepy fascination about her.

[seasat]

20. Loofa, falafel, and Miley Cyrus...

"What does Bill Orally day dream about? Alex."

He is certainly weird about the whole thing. I'd keep him away from my nieces. Heck, I'd keep him away from my dog.

[madeline_con]

33. Much like a pedophile might. n/t

[seasat]

44. I heard Orally was caught stalking her the other day.

Her dad Billy Ray caught him outside her window. The irate dad starting blasting away with his shot gun. Bill O took a direct hit to his ding-dong while fleeing (great shot...hitting a really small moving target). Bill staggered into the emergency room.

"Doctor! You've got to help me. My pecker looks like swiss cheese."

"Hmmmm. Muttered the doctor. "I can't help you but I can send you to someone who can."

"Is he a specialist that can fix me up?"

"Nope. He's a piccolo player. He'll teach you how to piss without hitting yourself in the eye."

[hootinholler]

43. I know a woman who dyes hers...

She said the carpet should match the drapes, which are pink.

-Hoot

[Fuzz]

15. I had a friend who we nicknamed "Schick"

I won't tell the story.

Great friend. Died of a brain tumor several years ago.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. Does Hannity have to use a microscope when he shaves?

He might mistake that teeny thing for a wart and accidentally cut if off.

Or maybe he has Alan Colmes just pluck them out.

[sammythecat]

40. Your being ridiculous. It's not THAT small.

I'm sure he doesn't need anything more than an ordinary magnifying glass, and by now he should have a pretty good idea where to start his search.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Has Sean been Mannitized?

Oh Gak. So much for a late supper.

[rocktivity]

19. .

http://foxnewsporn.com

And check out this Daily Show clip.

:rofl:
rocknation

[Rosemary2205]

23. you beat me to it. :)

[liberal N proud]

28. Oh wow

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KSinTX]

37. Holy cr*p

Dude, you changed your smilie ... what's up with that?

[rocktivity]

38. I use my "regular" smilie most of the time

But when something's extra funny, or extra sarcastic, or extra shocking, I'll deviate from form.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Rosemary2205]

21. foxnewsporn.com/

http://foxnewsporn.com/

It's real clips from Fox News.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Yet, they worship a "Bush"

I wonder how much Bush's public hair sells for at Republican fund raisers. They probably have guys going through the crowd with packets of Bush's pubic hair, like Borat.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Faux Pubes: Hair unbalanced

[LaStrega]

30. BWAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Clear Blue Sky]

26. Flesh=ratings

They are getting close to the naked news network...http://www.nakednews.com/

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. Hannity's gonna shave his mouth?

Awesome!

[LaStrega]

31. edit: nevermind I Googled it (the outcome of lawsuit) n/t

[barack the house]

34. ...

[L0oniX]

35. Nothing but X-porn stars working for FOX anyway. They might as well run anal lube commercials too.

[AlCzervik]

39. ****Fox news alert**** Can Al-Queda secret codes be shaved in to Landing strips?

See an all Fox news Reports on Sunday!

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. A note to the fashion conscious: Braiding is going to be the new "in" thing.

You heard it here first!

[K8-EEE]

42. The TV Newsladies Always Look Like Strippers!

WTF with that awful stripper makeup with the brown lipliner & gloppy pepto bismol color lipgloss - and marks-a-lot eyeliner! Hell they might get them from the strip clubs for all I know, they sure aren't journalists.