Great New Investment Opportunity

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In November, a massive yet peaceful citizen revolt will sweep huge numbers of Democrats into office and turn the Republican Party into the 21st-century equivalent of the Know Nothing Party. (Remember them? Thought so.) In January, when they are sworn into office, hundreds of Republicans will be eligible for extensive prison terms.

So beat the rush and invest today! Companies that make road crew equipment, prison denims, orange jumpsuits, old school buses with the windows painted over, license plate presses and Soap On A Rope will be deluged with orders, and their stockholders will become rich beyond their wildest dreams.