Get your online "END-TIME DELIVERANCE MINISTRY DELIVERANCE MANUAL" here!

[Bluebear]

http://www.demonbuster.com/winningow.html

Talk about a train wreck of a web page! But it does promise you relief from:

Fortune Telling, Ouija Board, Cards, Good Luck Charms, Seances, Edgar Cayce, Jeanne Dixon, Mind Control, Witchcraft, Four-leaf Clover, Rabbit Foot, Wishbone, ESP, Transcendental Meditation, Yoga, Hypnosis, Drugs - Tranquilizers and Pain Relievers, Incense, Dungeons and Dragons, Pendulum, Palm Reading, Automatic Handwriting, Pierced Ears, Horoscopes, Signs of the Zodiac, Voodoo, Magic, Levitation, Waterwitching, Tea Leaf Reading, Secret Organizations and Lodges, Eight Ball, Smoking, Chewing Tobacco, Dipping Snuff, Drinking Alcoholic Beverages, Kabala, Handwriting Analysis, Strychnine, Arsenic, Spirits of Gene and Chromosome Damage, Crystal Ball, Tarot Cards, Psychic Readings, Spiritualism, Sorcery - Drugs - Pharmakia, LSD, Rubik's Cube, Clairvoyance, Telepathy, Para-psychology, Enchantments, Potions, Ankh, Peace Sign, Star of David and Five Pointed Stars, Artifacts, Tatoos, Owls and Frogs, Snakes Self Realization, Deja-vu, Martial Arts, Buddism-zen, Hinduism, Taoism, Yin and Yang, Confucianism, Acupuncture, Hare Krishna, Bingo Gambling and Playing Cards Gambling, Astral Projection, Eckankar, Reincarnation, Arthur Ford, Ruth Montgomery, Divining for Metal or Minerals or Anything Else, Psychosybernetics, Mind over Matter, Pyramid Power, UFO, Trances, Dolls (Originated in Voodoo), Psychometry, Psychic Predictions, Clairaudience, Second Sight, Auras, Metaphysics, Mental Science, Vision, Superstition, Fetishes, Runes, Amulets, Talismans, Satanism, Indian Witchcraft, Sun or Moon Worship, Spiritual Healing, Italian Horn, Indian Religions, Warpaint, Maize Fertility, Christian Science Healing, Omens, Karma, Rock and Roll, Mediums, Hex Signs, "Jesus" Rock and Roll, Itial, Irish, Gypsy, German, Etc., - Witchcraft, Rappings, Poltergeists, Haunted Houses, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Tolkien, Conjuration, Incantation, Idolatry, TV Shows like "Merlin", Walt Disney, Rose Mary's Baby, Reading Hari, Biofeedback.


:crazy:

[myrna minx]

1. Rubik's cube and pierced ears? LOL.

On edit: I missed the Irish part. Wow. I guess I'm eeevvviiilll! :rofl:

[Bluebear]

3. Good thing you're not "Itial". Mamma mia!

[KitchenWitch]

7. Just do not sit in the Lotus position

It opens you up to demons.

And I did not know that Star Wars was a soap opera.

:freak:

[MindPilot]

24. Did you know squid-like demons cause diabetes?

Yep, they probably slime their way in while you're in the lotus position.

http://www.demonbuster.com/diabetic.html

[jmowreader]

34. Cthulhu sweetens you up before he eats you? Cool!

[myrna minx]

13. OK, I clicked on the link and found myself in music, spelling and scrolling hell.

but I found this little nugget. I never knew my old roommate could alter the weather like this:

II. KEEPING YOUR BUSINESS

Farming: One of the influences that witches often brag about is the ability to influence the weather. They often predict that drought conditions are going to exist when they conduct public demonstrations. One of the things they enjoy most is to be able to conjure up lightning, a storm, or something that gives an immediate demonstration of their force or control of the elements. Farmers who are dependent on the weather for their crops should join all the believers and overcomers in their all out prayers to stop witchcraft from creating unfavorable weather conditions.

[Bluebear]

15. " bind and cast out the evil spirits in OSHA, HUD, IRS, EPA, HEW, and welfare."

What. A. Nut.

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. I met one of these cooks back in Hawaii

I was working on a how to make a DnD character for a mag at a GAME STORE.

I had my DnD manuals with me.

Sweet lady comes to my table....

You know you will burn in hell if you continue with that witchcraft.

I looked down at the books and shook my head... then said the only active spell is the sleep spell, This is so dry that is guaranteed to cure insomnia.

Oh she went on a rant that lasted about half an hour.... about burning in hell and jesus and all that

There was no way to get a word in edgewise

She stopped talking.

Lady... I AM going to burn in hell anyway. I'm Jewish... now SCAT!

I have never seen a senior citizen move so fast in my life!

And I know in my heart she had good intentions, but boy oh boy, oh boy... it was PAINFUL

[KitchenWitch]

4. No relief from evil tattoos?

I am SHOCKED.

[Bluebear]

6. It's there. Just misspelled "Tatoos"

You have to get into their educational mindset before you start searching for things lol!

[KitchenWitch]

10. ROFL

:spray:

[johnfunk]

36. Not to mention "Rose Mary's Baby"

That rascally Damian... such a threat...

TEH STOOPID... IT BURNZ!

[KSinTX]

5. Fetishes? Should be a must read site for Republicans

nt

[MindPilot]

14. Hey not all fetishists are republicans...

Some of us prefer consenting adults. :D

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

8. thanks for the heads up

of a place to avoid.

Actually the list sounds like the kind of folks I hang out with......

[RaleighNCDUer]

9. I was a little worried there when it didn't mention Dungeons & Dragons,

and was relieve to find a SPECIAL mention farther down.

But what about Harry Potter?!?!?!

I tend to agree about soap operas, though. They'll steal your soul!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

12. He's still on "Rose Mary's Baby" so I believe D&D will pop up in about 10 years.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Hey, I found one thing I agree with...

:scared:

Maybe not completely agree, but... see for yourself.

Fund Raisers

Fund raisers and the people raising money in church activities routinely use witchcraft knowingly and unknowingly. Mind control through soul power and fleshly pressures are quite common. In a well known charismatic group's national convention, two men were instructed to stand and hold up $1,000 checks and say "I will" when the person in charge said that he felt that there were some there that would give $1,000 each.

This is putting a "guilt trip" on other men who feel they should "keep up" their share. This is manipulation of the fleshly mind, certainly not the operation of the Holy Spirit.

The use of worldly fund raisers to solicit funds for so called "Godly" purposes is an insult to the Holy Spirit's ability to work in the hearts of overcomers to put the dynamite under the devil.

[Bluebear]

16. LOL: "Do you need skin care or makeup products?"

They have a commercial for whatever cosmetics they are hawking at the very bottom of their page. Also, they are selling their house!

[KitchenWitch]

17. Now wouldn't skincare and makeup be considered witchcraft?

[Bluebear]

20. You tell me >>>>>>>

[gratuitous]

18. Dang, that's some list

Now, I'm not saying they're all right, but are they all wrong?

"Secret Organizations and Lodges" - like Skull and Bones?

"Divining for Metal or Minerals" - like drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge?

"Dolls" - like . . . ah hell, this is just getting too loony for words.

And "Tolkien"? The good friend and colleague of C.S. Lewis, who based his character Tom Bombadil on Lewis?

[sharp_stick]

19. I knew it

The council on foreign relations ARE the illuminati. Now we know where to find them.

This is some screwed up, how could someone find the time to put this nightmarishly designed website together. The company that hosts it should hang their heads in shame.

[sharp_stick]

21. Check out the mainpage top

"Someone is "spoofing" our email address and sending out tons of trashy SPAM email using our email address. It is not coming from demonbuster.com. We send the Judgment of God to this person/persons, and ask the Lord to do whatever it takes to stop the unGodly spoofer, and to bring them to Jesus Christ. You can help us to do Spiritual Warfare in this."

Why is God not listening, probably too worried about people assuming the Lotus positon.

:crazy:

[bobbolink]

22. THANK GOD!!! I've been looking all OVER for this!

:rofl:

[MindPilot]

23. In the name of JESUS I command thee to leave my chainsaw!!!

"BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked."

[MindPilot]

32. Obviously they wouldn't get the emails saying it didn't work.

Yeah, I replied to my own post...too late to edit.

[Ikonoklast]

25. How can that nutcase sell makeup?

At the bottom of the page, a link to buy makeup?

Aren't all painted women whores and harlots, doomed to the eternal fires of Hell?

Maybe the whole website is just an infernal trap for the unwary to fall into....first you buy a little blush, then before you know it, you're an evil minion of the Debbil!

[MindPilot]

29. It's totally a pyramid scheme...

For just a $100 investment you too can start your very own home-based business!!11!

Just when you thought fundies couldn't get any more hypocritical or believe in weirder shit...

[TrogL]

26. WTF is a "lay line"?

[MindPilot]

27. The queue in front of a brothel? n/t

[hootinholler]

30. No that's a train wreck! n/t

[bobbolink]

41. Probably refers to the magnetic lines in the earth.

Ancient monuments, such as Stonehenge, were built on lay lines.

It's thought that animals find their way from one place to another partly by lay lines.

[AnnieBW]

53. Ley lines

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ley_line

[hootinholler]

28. It can be sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's "I've been everywhere"

Just needs a snappy refrain! How about I sin everywhere?

I tried out
Fortune Telling, Ouija Board,
Cards, Good Luck Charms,
Seances, Edgar Cayce,
Jeanne Dixon, Mind Control,
Witchcraft, Four-leaf Clover,
Rabbit Foot, Wishbone,

I sin everywhere, man, I sin everywhere.
Didn't have a care, man, I sin everywhere.


Rinse, lather, repeat. :rofl:

-Hoot

[Bluebear]

33. ---------

:spray:

FUNNY!

[hootinholler]

31. The dude actually believes all this stuff in order to be afraid of it

That is sad.

Especially the dreaded Etc.!

-Hoot

[Elidor]

35. HA! It doesn't protect against the Sub-Genius!

Get thee behind me, Christ! I implore thee in the name of Slack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsmIHLjM_o

[johnfunk]

37. Finally.. a cogent explanation of Vietnam!!

From the demonbuster page!

IV. KEEPING YOUR COUNTRY

VIETNAM WAR

The devil had two purposes through the use of the Illuminati or the Council of Foreign Relations through the war in Vietnam, and involving the US in the Vietnam War. As I see it now, the first purpose was to drain the US of more dollars and cents. It caused us to spend millions of dollars down the drain because the Illuminati was in control of the whole situation and would not allow the US to win the war. Our government was infiltrated enough, that even though our troops could have won the war at any time they were not permitted to go for an all out victory. So as it was, we spent money and lost lives and prestige around the world. This serves satan's first purpose.

The second purpose and perhaps the most important to the devil was that the country (Vietnam) is full of witchcraft. Our American boys were successfully filled with demonic, evil spirits while they were there. The record is clear that as you read and talk and listen, many of the boys that have come back (and their families as well) are erratic in behavior, and unsound in reasoning. This can only be caused by the evil spirits they picked up while in Vietnam. Witchcraft won again because of the conspiracy of mind control being used successfully in the government and the armed forces to deteriorate man's ability to serve the Father.

TEH STOOPID!! IT BUURNZ!!!1!

[Bluebear]

38. 'This can only be caused by the evil spirits they picked up while in Vietnam'

Holy Toledo.

[magellan]

39. Rebellion is witchcraft

Hm, I always knew I was a witch!

[Phred42]

40. What the Phuck is that?!

[and-justice-for-all]

42. A site against witchcraft that uses WITCHCRAFT??

Sounds like to me someone needs laid. and that website layput is sooooo 1990s

[Cerridwen]

43. Yeah, but does it protect you from Hackers?

I'm just sayin'.

:evilgrin:

[FVZA_Colonel]

44. I guess I need relief from the following:

Fortune Telling, Ouija Board, Cards, Good Luck Charms, Seances, Edgar Cayce, Jeanne Dixon, Mind Control, Witchcraft, Four-leaf Clover, Rabbit Foot, Wishbone, ESP, Transcendental Meditation, Yoga, Hypnosis, Drugs - Tranquilizers and Pain Relievers, Incense, Dungeons and Dragons, Pendulum, Palm Reading, Automatic Handwriting, Pierced Ears, Horoscopes, Signs of the Zodiac, Voodoo, Magic, Levitation, Waterwitching, Tea Leaf Reading, Secret Organizations and Lodges, Eight Ball, Smoking, Chewing Tobacco, Dipping Snuff, Drinking Alcoholic Beverages, Kabala, Handwriting Analysis, Strychnine, Arsenic, Spirits of Gene and Chromosome Damage, Crystal Ball, Tarot Cards, Psychic Readings, Spiritualism, Sorcery - Drugs - Pharmakia, LSD, Rubik's Cube (WHAT THE FUCK?!), Clairvoyance, Telepathy, Para-psychology, Enchantments, Potions, Ankh, Peace Sign, Star of David and Five Pointed Stars, Artifacts, Tatoos, Owls and Frogs, Snakes Self Realization, Deja-vu, Martial Arts, Buddism-zen, Hinduism, Taoism, Yin and Yang, Confucianism, Acupuncture, Hare Krishna, Bingo Gambling and Playing Cards Gambling, Astral Projection, Eckankar, Reincarnation, Arthur Ford, Ruth Montgomery, Divining for Metal or Minerals or Anything Else, Psychosybernetics, Mind over Matter, Pyramid Power, UFO, Trances, Dolls (Originated in Voodoo), Psychometry, Psychic Predictions, Clairaudience, Second Sight, Auras, Metaphysics, Mental Science, Vision, Superstition, Fetishes, Runes, Amulets, Talismans, Satanism, Indian Witchcraft, Sun or Moon Worship, Spiritual Healing, Italian Horn, Indian Religions, Warpaint, Maize Fertility, Christian Science Healing, Omens, Karma, Rock and Roll, Mediums, Hex Signs, "Jesus" Rock and Roll, Itial, Irish, Gypsy, German, Etc., - Witchcraft, Rappings, Poltergeists, Haunted Houses, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Tolkien, Conjuration, Incantation, Idolatry, TV Shows like "Merlin", Walt Disney, Rose Mary's Baby, Reading Hari, Biofeedback.



Seriously though, Rubik's Cube!! What does he think it is, a puzzle box that will open the gates to hell or something?

[LibertyLover]

45. Wishbone?

They want to save me from mediocre salad dressing? That's ok - I prefer Kraft Green Goddess. And artifacts - wtf? What type of "artifacts" does one need deliverence from? Rapping and German? Well, bad rapping is an annoyance, but German is very helpful to know if you watch World War II movies that don't have subtitles. Hmm, I don't think "train wreck" goes far enough in describing the sheer awfulness and silliness of this web site. :crazy:

[Bluebear]

49. Green Goddess....mmmm

We can't get it around here anymore :(

[LibertyLover]

50. Go to the Vermont Country Store web page -

they have it.

http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=31293&itemType=PRODUCT&RS=1&keyword=green+goddess

$14.95 for 2 bottles. Expensive, but worth it.

[LeftinOH]

46. "Candles can be a host for demons. Don't use candles!" ..ya learn somethin' new every day..n/t.

[Bigmack]

47. Not nice to make fun of the mentally ill!

This guy is schizophrenic.. I'll bet money on it. Formed delusions, "word salad" writing, invented worlds, obsessions. Shit, he probably hears voices.

Problem is, he's so close to some of the more-or-less normal religionists you see in this weird country, that he almost blends in.

[noonwitch]

48. Good thing, because those tea-leaf readers are nothing but trouble!

I have no idea what "snakes self-realization" is, however. Is it what happens when snakes break free of their religious handlers?

[Initech]

51. Mind control? Bwahahahaha!!!!

:rofl:

[AnnieBW]

52. Dolls originated in Voodoo? Spirits of Gene and Chromosome Damage?

Oh, man.... are these people a bunch of morans, or what? :argh:

[Rex]

54. Wow, they condemn witches with batshit crazy voodoo blood sacrifices.

Next thing you know they will be eating their prophet! :sarcasm: