Absolutely the stupidest fucking words ever uttered/typed by a Freeper...

[Aviation Pro]

"Rush was brilliant today..."

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid these words are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. The words are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. These words emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride the stupidity of these words. Duh.

Credit for paraphrasing Guy Macon's Flame to End All Flames: http://www.current.net/drk/humor/flame.html

[dubeskin]

1. "Rush" and "Brilliant" contradict themselves

Now, if they meant the popular progressive rock 80s band, Rush, then yes, they're always brilliant. But those two words create a grammatically unsound and contradictory statement that fails in the English language.

[berni_mccoy]

9. Oxymoranic

[Greyhound]

11. Oxycontinmoranic.

:kick:

[Fridays Child]

13. pfffft...

:spray: Perfect!

[krispos42]

17. Oxy-ass-cyst-a-lied dork

(oxyacetylene torch)



Okay, it's a little lame, but hey, it's late.

[magellan]

2. They must mean brilliant as in someone polished the turd. n/t

[SeattleGirl]

3. Wow! What an oxycontin oxymoron uttered by an utter moran!

:wow:

[MercutioATC]

4. ...so you disagree with the statement?

:P

[Aviation Pro]

7. With every molecule....

...in my body.

[Journeyman]

5. When you're "all lit up on drugs" I guess it can be called "brilliant" . . .

least, that's the only way I can picture Limbaugh and that adjective . . .

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. Flush's ass is brilliant and shiny

from rubbing back and forth in that chair all day long.

[lpbk2713]

8. Pretty damn stupid alright.

Stupid is as stupid does. If that mouth breathing asshole listens to OxyRush and then brags about
it on a website like freeperland ... that should pretty much certify his utter stupidity.

[mike_c]

10. that is an increcibly high bar....

Or is it an incredibly low one? Depends on your frame of reference I suppose....

[The_Casual_Observer]

12. Who cares about some stupid freeper.

I didn't waste any time reading that shit either.

[Arctic Dave]

14. The absolute zero of stupid minus 1 more degree.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

16. No 4 degree Kelvin background radiation, either. Absolute zero.

[Arctic Dave]

28. Are you trying to out nerd me?

Nobody likes a nerdier than thou person.:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. As Kagehime said earlier in the Lounge

we need a stupid-seeking missile.

[EFerrari]

18. We have one. It's called the Republican Party.

[Perry Logan]

19. Logan's Law: the stupider the right-winger, the smarter he thinks he is.

[ColbertWatcher]

20. ...and here's the science...

Incompetence and the Possible Correlation to an Inflated Sense of Competence

[depakid]

21. That's a classic study

Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-Assessments

There's actually considerable body of literature on the topic- and it surely does apply to most Republicans (and more than a few Dems).

[Perry Logan]

22. Far out. There's also the study done at Berkeley which shows wingers have trouble with ambiguity.

This study--one of my favorites--finds that righties have trouble dealing with ambiguity. In other words, they're stupid:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1017546,00.html

[annabanana]

23. AHA! "He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not"

quantified

[ColbertWatcher]

24. There are known knowns...

Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

[Virginia Dare]

25. One man's brilliance is another man's ignorant moronic drug-addled blather..n/t

[Enrique]

26. the "social morays" one is a contender

[DFW]

27. It can only mean one thing:

"Rush was brilliant today"

= Rush was shitting diamonds

Freepers will believe anything.

[Initech]

29. OK, here's a question but dont take too long to ponder it:

How many drugs over what period of time would you have to consume in order to think that the shit that Rush says even remotely makes sense?