George Bush gave up golf for the war effort. I have sold half of my polo ponies,

[burythehatchet]

what sacrifice have YOU made?

And don't tell me you went shopping because you know that's not a real sacrifice.

How has George Bush inspired you to contribute to the war effort?

[unhappycamper]

1. I've been speaking out about veterans issues, homelessness, PTSD, TBI, suicides and the waste of $$,

lives, and futures in the Iraq adventure.

[ColbertWatcher]

2. Are you sure he didn't just get drunk and pass out? n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. I sold the yacht - only needed two anyway - and

paid off the oil delivery guy.

[nuxvomica]

4. I'm down to buying only one Faberge egg a month

I even recycle the broken ones now instead of just chucking them. It just takes a little bit of discipline, really.

[Heidi]

7. Oh, dear.

Clutch the pearls! :scared:

:rofl:

[burythehatchet]

12. That's a bit overboard no? I mean, we do have our necessities.

[Rhiannon12866]

43. Just don't get rid of this one. It's my favorite... :-)

[Heidi]

5. I've decided to donate my Maybach to the first charity that sends me $432,250.

Thanks for the inspiration, Shrub!

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. .!

:rofl:

:headbang:

[dysfunctional press]

8. what does "have" of my polo ponies mean?

:shrug:

you don't by any chance mean "half", do you?

[burythehatchet]

10. I've obviously been so distraught about the ones I had to sell that I couldn't spell.

[NNN0LHI]

9. That "Here watch this drive!", crap must not have went over too well

[burythehatchet]

11. I know. When you get a glimpse of an unscripted moment, a genuine moment

it is a very harsh reality.

[spanone]

13. hundreds of thousands of iraqis and over four thousand americans gave up their lives, junior

you ignorant fuckhead

[bdamomma]

18. what a sick SOB he is would he get impeached for saying that.

he damn well should be.

[tavalon]

24. See a blow job here?

Then, no, this isn't impeachable. We have our standards!:eyes:

[Enrique]

14. I worked on my dad's presidential campaign

[Ganja Ninja]

15. I'm sorry I have other priorities.

But I'll shoot a friend in the face just to show I'm not afraid of guns.

[bdamomma]

16. what a sick SOB he is.

I hate the guy.

[nichomachus]

17. Funny thing is -- this is a lie

Bush said he gave up golf after the UN building in Iraq was attacked in August 2003, but he was known to play golf as late as October of 2003.

So -- even this is a lie.

What is it with the Bushes and lying?

[bdamomma]

19. he is just sick psychologically and has an untreated alcohol and drug problem.

[lutefisk]

22. That is true. . .

Essentially, he is a sick guy who has no business being in a position to affect other peoples' lives.

The POTUS and VPOTUS are assholes. It sucks to be us, right now.

[tavalon]

26. One thing you can rely on,

is that if Bush's mouth is moving, lies are a spewin'. Come to think of it, that's true about most Republican politicians.

[poppysgal]

20. Here in BFE

we have had to eat all our polo ponies and burn their poo to keep warm.:sarcasm:

[tavalon]

27. And in your shortsightedness, you have destroyed your renewable warming resource

Silly peeples!

[siligut]

21. Thank god!

All those people dying, somebody had to do something. He is so in solidarity with those who have lost loved ones.

Did anyone see him do his magnanimous face when he said it? I’ve been looking for a photo or video. My sacrifice? I lost my breakfast reading about his latest weak-ass drivel.

[tavalon]

29. He does have unlimited stores of jackassery

I've never understood why they got the elephant and we got the donkey. They're the reliable jackasses. I think they should take the Donkey and we can take some invertebrate. I mean, really, shouldn't our totem animals reflect the real us?

[siligut]

36. I don’t know.

Being an ass or being spineless, hmmm. What a quandary. How about a bear a bull or an eagle? Well, I guess those are already taken. I presume most animals we use for food wouldn’t work. I agree, but I am just not sure.

[greenbriar]

23. Now watch this drive

.

[leftofthedial]

25. the front halves? or the back halves?

or was it--gasp--down the middle?

[poppysgal]

30. we made a stew,

and no we did leave a few breeders:puke:

[leftofthedial]

35. polo ponies in a stew . . .

would that be Mallet Stew?

[poppysgal]

39. with a brew

:toast:

[zbdent]

28. interesting ... I'd rather he gave up trying not to disappoint a roomful of school kids

than the fact that he gave up golf ...

[backscatter712]

31. I gave up voting for Republicans...

I know, it's such a sacrifice...

[tavalon]

33. LOL

I'm sure they'll appreciate that sacrifice. But I must remind you, the new Republican slogan is "Change You Deserve". so you're missing out on your just desserts.

[tavalon]

32. Yeah, I know you want to not give a bad impression, but s

So does being an idiotic, alcoholic, piece of shit silverspoon sociopath who disdains thinking, but you haven't stopped that, have you?

I'm trying so very hard to just try to feel pity and disgust for you, but you just keep trying to make me hate you. Why do you try so hard to make me hate you, pResident Asshat?

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Oooh! Oooh! Call On Me! I Know The Answer!

"Why do you try so hard to make me hate you, pResident Asshat?" Because that is his one and only talent!

See i told you i knew the correct answer!
The Professor

[tavalon]

40. True enough

What a fucktard he is.

[ThatsMyBarack]

37. Well, for my skating-costume wardrobe....

Instead of buying $500 custom-made skating dresses like the elite skaters wear, I just buy $5.00 dresses and hot-glue on the crystals myself! :patriot:

[Johonny]

38. I lived under W presidency

looking at the state of the country I'd say I sacrificed enough.

[KamaAina]

41. I traded in my G5 for this sweet little Learjet

[devilgrrl]

42. I donated my Waterford Crystal to charity

:sarcasm:

[Generic Brad]

44. I loaned my butler to an elitist for a day

I am a man of the people.