So my friend's husband is standing next to Karl Rove right now

[LucyParsons]

transcript of online chat:

friend: husband just called from the austin airport to tell me that he is standing next to karl rove
2:25 PM
me: what is he going to do?
and, why?
I would harangue him and get arrested
but, I would start off politely
such as, "Excuse me, Mr. Rove? How do you sleep at night? You should be ashamed to show your face anywhere in this country, much less in Texas."
2:28 PM
friend: he was asking me if i wanted his autograph. told him to spit on him and kick him. haha.
me: GOOD
that would be my first urge
though that would no doubt lead to an assault charge

[niyad]

1. your friend's husband is going to need to be deloused.

[grasswire]

2. I would just glower at him. Maybe stick out my tongue.

Maybe Rove would throw the first punch, and then HE could be arrested. That would be cool.

On edit: The traditional Maori insult would be very cool:

[rateyes]

3. I hope your friend's husband is up to date on his vaccinations.

[LSparkle]

4. I would snicker uncontrollably ...

The thing these people fear the MOST is to be ridiculed or made
the butt of jokes.

[Lex]

5. just mutter

the words "Off to The Hague with you."

[gratuitous]

6. I'd look around with a scowl and ask

"What is that smell?" And then I'd look at Rove like he'd just cut the Biggest Fart in the World.

[renie408]

7. QUICK!! Forget the DU fund drive...we need to raise money to bribe

your friend's husband to beat the shit out of Rove!! Where are they and what would bail be?

[madinmaryland]

8. Have him call you back and have him say loudly into the phone

that he is standing next to a felon and a war criminal.

:shrug: