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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:50 PM
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Some Lazy-day "observations" about the US
Edited on Thu May-15-08 03:25 PM by SoCalDem
Rudest states:

Alaska sticking its tongue out at Russia
Oklahoma pointing at/poking New Mexico
Idaho pointing at Canada
Montana spying on Idaho
Texas trying to "undermine" New Mexico (poor NM...always being picked on)
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Homewrecker:

New York- coming between MA & PA
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Copycats:

Virginia & North Carolina (rorschach inverted clones)
see also: New Hampshire & Vermont
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Sneaky:

West Virginia driving a wedge between Pennsylvania & Ohio
Mississippi "intruding" into Louisiana
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Psychologically affected states:

Michigan -split personality
ME- narcissism
KY- sex addicted?
WY- inhibited & hopelessly square
Hawaii- multiple personality
FL..exhibitionist (put some pants on that thing)


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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:54 PM
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1. ROFLMAO!!! K&R
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:59 PM
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2. Proof of the "idle hands" theory
:evilgrin:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 02:59 PM
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3. I'm sitting here waiting for the cable guy to arrive..
and tired of arguing about "that other thing".. :)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:01 PM
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4. Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico: Orgy enthusiasts
Kansas: the Center of Attention

New York: Bob Hope impression

Colorado and Wyoming: a couple of squares

Maryland: The Doctor!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:05 PM
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5. And, Why oh WHY are some letters so IGNORED???
We have no "B" states or "E" states or "J" states
No "Q" states or "X" states and certainly no "Z" states either..

We need some new states..

Name 'em:)

B.................
E.................
J.................
Q................
X.................
Z.................
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:18 PM
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6. OKY DOKY
Beerbrotsylvania (Wisconsin)

East Illinois (Indiana)

Jaegerorida (Florida)

QueenLatifaLand (New York)

X-Raysonia (New Mexico)

'Zona (Arizona)

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:28 PM
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7. Can't do that to Florida.. it's our only "F" state (in more ways than one)
:evilgrin:
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:35 PM
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8. Ha! All your states are just trying to compensate for their "small geographies"
Nunavut is larger than Alaska (1st).
Four Provinces/Territories are larger than Texas (2nd).
Another three are larger than California (3rd).
Even our smallest Province (PEI) is larger than Rhode Island.

United States, get in my belly!

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 03:45 PM
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9. but but.. you have a lot of "blue" spaces up north
Edited on Thu May-15-08 03:46 PM by SoCalDem
can't count WATER :grr:

and you talk funny :P with all your "oout & aboot"s & your bacon is weird too :)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:03 PM
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10. self-serving kick for the night owls
:hi:
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Art_from_Ark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 12:39 AM
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11. Missouri-- digging its heel into Arkansas
Texas-- digging into Arkansas from the other side
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 12:36 PM
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14. Arkansas & New Mexico.. The Rodney Dangerfield states
get no respect
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Art_from_Ark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 12:57 AM
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12. HI-- the Friendly State
ID-- the Basic Drives State
WY-- the Inquisitive State
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 01:06 AM
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13. WA FL . breakfast anyone?
:)
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