Great, Now gay marriage is OK in CA, and I just decided to go straight.

[Neshanic]

I decided to go straight yesterday while shopping at Safeway. I was deciding on Lucky Charms or Frosted Flakes, and then what the hell, I got the Luck Charms and decided to go straight. Now California goes and does this.

[taterguy]

1. Don't go straight, go gayly forward

(That's funnier when you're giving someone directions in a car)

[NanceGreggs]

2. Maybe it's the Lucky Charms!

Is it too late to return them? Did you open the box? Did you keep the receipt?

[Neshanic]

5. No, I could not resist the power of the magically delicious stuff.

[blondeatlast]

18. Avoid the lavendar marshmallows and maybe you can at least be bi! nt

[Bluebear]

3. Just move to another state where you can "threaten" someone's marriage

[ColbertWatcher]

4. This should gay you back up...

[hisownpetard]

6. Was that photoshopped or did it actually happen?

[ColbertWatcher]

10. I found it on the internets...

...it must be real!

[hisownpetard]

14. Must be! Wow, to think that I was in New York and just missed it...

[ColbertWatcher]

16. That's what you get...

...spending so much time reading books, when you should be out there looking for The Gheys.

[hisownpetard]

19. How did you know I read books? Have you been watching Colbert or watching *me*??

[ColbertWatcher]

21. I watch Stephen...

...Stephen watches the NSA, the NSA watches you, therefore, yes, I do watch you.

[ColbertWatcher]

13. Actually, it looks like a painting. n/t

[sarge43]

7. It is hell being out of step, isn't it? n/t

[Neshanic]

9. Really, I had all my gay stuff packed and sent to storage. Now I have to unpack it all.

[sarge43]

12. And think of all the redecorating you'll have to do again.

and a whole new wardrobe to put together.

Write a snotty letter to the CA court.

[Neshanic]

17. Well it's all IKEA so it can go either way, so no problem there.

[hisownpetard]

15. Don't you hate it when that happens?

[HeresyLives]

8. Tsk. In Life, timing is everything.

:rofl:

[Flying Dream Blues]

11. I love this thread...nt

[kevinbgoode]

20. Nooooooooo! Here...maybe this will help. . .

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1468408497317753633&q=Rick+and+Steve&ei=DussSIWAH6iO4wKd-ZDWCQ


P.S. slightly adult . . .:-). Hush. . .I said "slightly!"

[Beregond2]

22. Watch the Paul Lynde Hallowe'en Special.

It'll fix you right up.