Straight people - who else here just turned gay because of what happened in California?

[LynneSin]

I mean, I've been straight all my life but geez, this California thingie with the Gay Marriage just ***poof*** and I want to marry a woman. I thought those fundies were crazy about gay being contagious and htat if we pass these laws that give gays equal rights then everyone will want to marry someone of the same sex, which oddly enough for me is my female cat evita, oh my I'm now going to marry a cat. Wow, until today I never thought of marry someone of the same sex let alone my cat! But that's what happened today - a court said that gays could marry and now I just want to marry female cats because something just triggered in me that this was ok to do!

:sarcasm:

When will these idiots realize that what happened in California will not change anything about who you are or what you want out of life. If you're straight you'll probably keep on being straight even if we provide equal rights to those who prefer partners of the same sex.

If 2 people love each other and are CONSENTING adults then these religious nut jobs need to MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS!!!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. Marry me?

Please?

I'm straight, too, but I don't want to be left behind.

[leftofcool]

9. But if you become gay, you'll be "left behind" at rapture time

thus speaketh Timmy McVeigh, I mean Timmy LaHey....uh, no, Freddie Phelps.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

12. I plan to find rapture in my gay marriage,

but, if Phelps objects, at least I'll have him at my funeral. Otherwise, I'm not sure I'll get a good turnout.

[leftofcool]

13. hehehehehehehe...............

[sfaprog]

2. I felt the sanctity of my hetero marriage threatened for a bit, but I'm OK now

It was close... I felt myself falling out of love, some strange foreign force pulling me slowly away from my lovely wife. Fortunately my wife showed me her boobs and suddenly everything snapped back to loving hetero. It was a close call.

[bobbolink]

15. .

:rofl:

Welcome to DU! :toast: :hi: :toast:

[Fridays Child]

24. Yeah, it was nip and tuck, here, for a while this afternoon.

But I've decided to let what's-his-name stick around for a little while longer. :P

[MadMaddie]

3. California also led the country by being the first state to allow

interacial marriage, 20 years before other states.

Good for CA!!

[LostinVA]

4. If my wedding didn't turn you gay, CA won't

I'm enjoying reading the posts about how the gays just cost us the election again. Not!

[LeftyMom]

11. It didn't? I mean with all the boob-grabbing and bra talk, I kinda figured...

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

14. Haruka's friend grabbed your boob, too?!?!

She also wanted to have a threesome with the minister. THose crazy NJ Republicans!

[LeftyMom]

23. Mine?!?!

She'd have needed tweezers and a magnifying glass. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

28. Not her

[LynneSin]

19. I shared a room with your ex-girlfriend and even THAT didn't make me a Lesbian

but a few liberal judges in California and BOOM - I'm gay

Go figure.

[LostinVA]

22. The "Ex" isn't gay

That's why she didn't turn you.

[leftofcool]

5. You too? Damn California! (sarcasm)

[cynatnite]

6. Not me, but I don't feel as married to my husband as I used to...

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

7. That's it! I'm going straight down to the Humane Society

and adopt a male cat. Possibly an orange tabby.

Then after we break down the marriage barrier out here, we can go to work on my building's no-pets rule (since he'll be my spouse, not my pet, you see). :eyes:

[originalpckelly]

8. Damn, that's scary it made me gay like a decade ago!

:scared:

Never underestimate the power of the backside of the fuck.

[havocmom]

10. Wouldn't go so far as to say I feel gay, but I am tickled and a bit giddy about it all

Perhaps I will watch Bringing Up Baby and see what Mr. Grant has to say.

Seriously, I am thrilled that loving couples will be able to make public, state acknowledged and sanctioned commitments. We are all richer for this.

[Buck Laser]

16. I'm not gay, but I am tickled pink! nt

[MannyGoldstein]

17. All Hell Broke Loose Here In Massachusetts When Gay Marriage Was Allowed!!!

Strangely, we still have less crime, a higher standard of living, and lower taxes (yes, it's true!) than most of the country. And the best public education system in the country.

Go figger.

[Elwood P Dowd]

18. Not me, but the ducks in my pond started a gay orgy when the news broke.

:hide:

[LynneSin]

26. THE DUCKS!!! THE LIL BABY DUCKS!! WHY DO THEY MAKE BABY JESUS CRY

:cry:

[newmajority]

27. This just in...... Pat Robertson blames homosexual waterfowl for China earthquake !!!111!!!!

[LostinVA]

29. Haruka probably turned some baby bunnies gay tonight

Her mom's rabbit had babies. They're out of the nest now (the size of hamsters) and she went over to play/take pictures with them.

[Elwood P Dowd]

32. It was only the liberal ducks.

The republican ducks moved to the north side of the pond , had a prayer vigil, listened to reruns of Rush Limbaugh, counted their duck money, and then hired a giant goose to go beat up the liberal ducks.

[newmajority]

20. Yeah, the Californians turned me gay, for all the good it would do me.

Now I'll just have shitty luck with men instead of with women. Damn gay agenda :evilfrown:

[Politicub]

21. Calif. sent a powerful message

You know what they say, as California goes, so goes the country.

:bounce:

[wellstone dem]

25. It made me cry..

in a good way, does that count?

[Mz Pip]

30. Me and Mr Pip

have benn married for 33 years. But damn, this court ruling has just flat out ruined that. My life as I know it is ruined. RUINED I TELL YOU.

He's going to leave me for the gay guy down the street and I will begin trolling lesbian bars starting tomorrow. DAMN YOU SUPREME COURT OF CALIFORNIA!

[Hardrada]

31. Our cat is ex-hetero but has made no plans to become gay

as far as we know.

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[devilgrrl]

34. I'm eagerly awaiting invitations to all the weddings!

:party:

[magellan]

36. My best friend has already asked me to be her matron of honor!

All she needs now is to find that special someone.

[Canuckistanian]

35. I had a sudden urge to put on a Judy Garland CD today

But the feeling quickly passed.