It's Tucker's Birthday ... What Gift Should We Give Him?

[doh_phooey]

Tucker is 39 today.

[spanone]

1. a soul

[doh_phooey]

6. Two Soles

[malaise]

8. Come on he's the biggest

ass(h)ole on cable. :D

[Solly Mack]

2. a devil's snare bow tie?

[hootinholler]

22. I was thinking one that spins...

tighter and tighter :evilgrin:

-Hoot

[Solly Mack]

25. teehee

[Donnachaidh]

3. got an address?

I have a dog and a brown paper bag. Someone else will have to provide the matches. :evilgrin:

[doh_phooey]

9. just send it to MSNBC

:)

[Canuckistanian]

4. Complete and utter silence

He LIVES for publicity. He confuses it with validity and popularity.

Don't give him any.

[Ian David]

5. A gift certificate to Blockbuster Video

Monday, January 08, 2007
His Bowtie Knows Where You Sleep...err...Work
http://freelancegenius.blogspot.com/2007/01/his-bowtie-knows-where-you.html

[jimshoes]

7. Cab fare to the Army recruiting station

He's still young enough to serve.

[loveable liberal]

10. A Bung.

[doh_phooey]

11. a new bow tie

[sofa king]

21. I have one all picked out for him.

[Jamastiene]

24. Well played. n/t

[Oceansaway]

12. dance lessons...n/t...

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Here's a good idea tailored just for him ........

[Frustratedlady]

15. And a bus ticket to Timbuktu....

How did he EVER get a newscaster's job, anyway? What a dork!

[marmar]

14. A clue......

n/t

[waiting for hope]

16. A heart -

[Nikki Stone1]

19. I was going to say a brain!

Now, if the cowardly lion would only check in...
:)

[YOY]

17. A one way ticket to the crusiest restroom in San Francisco

and no buddy to help him beat up anyone who hits one him.

[Cant trust em]

18. How about a tie that doesn't make him look like a dick. NT

[lligrd]

20. A Gag

to help him quit making a fool of himself.

[Jamastiene]

23. Another shoe cake would be fun to watch,

especially if he blushes uncontrollably again like he did last time. That was absolutely priceless. :evilgrin:

[alfredo]

26. This would be perfect

It might be a bit advanced for him, but he may grow into it.

[doh_phooey]

27. I got it!!! Maybe his own tv show!

oh, wait, we tried that and he FAILED!

:silly:

[alfredo]

28. How about unemployment insurance?

[doh_phooey]

29. just remembered

he had TWO tv shows that failed:

[alfredo]

36. He had one on PBS that he lost.

[Neshanic]

30. Brain, personality, soul, assorted human qualities.

[lame54]

31. Put a bow on this...

[doh_phooey]

32. pic of Tucker partying

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[doh_phooey]

34. kick

:kick:

[doh_phooey]

35. Birthday Boy on Hardball right now

on MSNBC

[mitchum]

37. A grownup's tie