John McCain is the most AWFUL speaker

[JerseygirlCT]

Wow, cannot wait to put that plodding, rehearsed, stilted speaker against our eloquent, quick-thinking, and inspiring nominee!

[still_one]

1. They would have been better off with huckabee, as far as personality is concerned /nt

[JerseygirlCT]

4. That's why he scared me

his views are somewhere past Saturn, but he's charming and funny and seems like just a regular person.

Luckily McCain seems like the dolt he is.

[still_one]

10. You are absolutely correct, and anything could happen with the stupidity of the citizens /nt

[jefferson_dem]

2. Why do you hate 'merca...

and guns...and god...?

[JerseygirlCT]

6. Not God

and not America. But 'merca? Bush's vision?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

;)

[jefferson_dem]

14. Don't we all.

:)

The choice will become crystal clear as we move into the General. The side-by-side between John "get off my lawn" McSame and Barack "da man of new politics" Obama will deliver the election our way. I seriously cannot imagine anyone under 25 voting for McSame. Literally.

[napi21]

3. Yes he's a poor speaker, but he's a hell of a lot better than Shrub!

At least so far, I haven't heard him make up his own words!

[JerseygirlCT]

9. Not as condescending as Bush

And being condescended to by that brings steam to my ears without fail!

[CJCRANE]

5. John "Teleprompter" McCain nt

[featherman]

7. Truly a terrible campaigner - even media love can't cover this up forever

[hatrack]

8. My friend, why would you say that, my friend?

:puke:

[JerseygirlCT]

11. LOL Right?

You're not MY friend, and you've proven that already, McCain!

[hlthe2b]

13. That has gotten so incredibly old.... like nails on chalkboard...

I would have to off myself if I had to hear him "my friend" us for the next 4-8 years...

[elehhhhna]

18. ain't it great! lmao!

[Wilber_Stool]

23. McCain calls everybody friend because

he can't remember their names.

[underpants]

12. He sounds like someone reading a bedtime story

and in the most stereotypical "old man's voice" way

He is about as inspiring as a crosswalk

[JerseygirlCT]

16. Now, I have to say

*I* read bedtime stories VERY well.

He would most certainly succeed in putting someone to sleep, however!

[jimshoes]

15. I just can't believe they've gone with

this guy as their first choice for prez. He puts people to sleep when he talks. He doesn't speak with any conviction. All his lines seem rehearsed (badly) and he doesn't have a real good grasp of things in general. What a poor choice the goops have put forward.

[TexasObserver]

17. OMG! He is soooo bad, they don't even know when to applaud!

He sounds like he's working in his flower garden, grumbling about real or imaginary problems of now or some prior decade. He can't put together a cogent series of sentences even when he's reading them. They have him off the Straight Talk diet, and he doesn't know how to talk like this.

[JerseygirlCT]

19. That's what those big signs are for, I'm guessing!

They've been well trained for it through the Bush administrations.

[Beregond2]

20. He's just sad and embarrasing.

The only way he will get votes is out of pity.

[Perry Logan]

21. The thing to do is to get him mad. Then it gets REALLY interesting.

[JerseygirlCT]

25. So I've heard.

Again, the contrast between well-spoken and *always* cool Obama and flustered, poorly spoken and angry McCain would be quite instructive, I think!

[ColbertWatcher]

22. His speeches sound like he is reading bumper stickers. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

24. McSame is totally unremarkable. In Yiddish there is a term, nebbish. That's what I think

every time I see and hear him. It means a weak-willed, timid, ineffectual person.