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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:24 PM Original message |
John McCain is soooo old (how old is he?). He's so old...... |
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gateley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. Even the mice are hunchback! |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
2. He's so old... |
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Poiuyt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
3. He's so old |
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Earth Bound Misfit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
4. He's so old... |
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Earth Bound Misfit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:37 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. He's so old... |
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DavidDvorkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
20. Best one so far! |
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Donkeykick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. He's so old that... |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. He's so old he wears cloth diapers and not |
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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
8. McNasty is soooo old... |
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WindRiverMan (693 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
9. He's so old |
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Earth Bound Misfit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
10. He's so old... |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
11. He's so old, that he disproves "Young Earth Creationism." n/t |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:36 PM Response to Reply #11 |
22. Zing! Thread over! n/t |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
12. His Mommy once let him stay up all night and watch... |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:04 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Ding, Ding, we have a winner. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:15 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. "immaculate conception was just a theory!" |
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Harry Monroe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 12:15 AM Response to Reply #17 |
67. Uh, wouldn't that be under "He's so dumb"? |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:07 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Hey OOOOO |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:17 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
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Earth Bound Misfit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:31 PM Response to Reply #12 |
31. We have a WINNER!! n/t |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:37 PM Response to Reply #12 |
34. "You are corect sir!! Huhhuh" |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:08 AM Response to Reply #34 |
79. Like Dumbya was probably always the quickest to say... |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
13. McCain is so old, that a pair of his socks became separated by continental drift. n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
15. McCain is so old, that when Arno Penzias & Robert Wilson first played recordings of The Big Bang... |
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Kokonoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
19. He's so old |
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Beregond2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
21. He first ran for office as a member of the Whig Party. |
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Earth Bound Misfit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:30 PM Response to Reply #21 |
30. He wasn't a Whig--he was a Tory n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
23. McCain is so old, that he sold flint knives at his last garage sale. n/t |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
24. McLobby is so old... |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 07:48 PM Response to Reply #24 |
42. Another DUzy |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 08:13 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. DISCLAIMER: I didn't make the pic, Destonio did. n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
25. McCain is so old, that the first job listed on his resume is "hunter / gatherer." n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
26. McCain is so old, that he won't drive through a tunnel unless he checks it for saber-tooth tigers. |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
27. McCain is so old, that he sacrifices a virgin every time there's an eclipse. n/t |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
28. McCain is so old, he had an uncle who crawled out of the sea... |
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hasssan1 (439 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
29. this old |
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GreatCaesarsGhost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
32. he's so old, his first navy duty was on noah's ark.. |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 07:45 PM Response to Reply #32 |
40. Another winner! n/t |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
33. ## DON'T DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ## |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
35. He's so old |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 07:51 PM Response to Reply #35 |
43. He's so old that he broke |
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VP505 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
36. McSame is so old... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 06:08 PM Response to Original message |
37. He remembers the first time the Earth cooled! |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 07:36 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. John McCain is so old |
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Angleae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
39. He still has the receipt |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
41. McLobby is so old... |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
44. He is so old **and** was so poor, he sold the apple to the serpent in Eden. |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
46. McLobby is so old, Judas contributed to his first campaign. n/t |
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Divernan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
47. McCain is so old, he never buys green bananas. |
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Unrepentant Fenian (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 08:32 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. McCain is so old that Eve dumped him for Adam.... |
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Unrepentant Fenian (707 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 08:36 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. WHAT THE FUCK ???? |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 08:49 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. Um, it's a fund drive - we have them quarterly - and our Admins are using their sense of humor |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 09:44 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. Deleted message |
asdjrocky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 09:54 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. Well bless your heart. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 12:00 AM Response to Reply #52 |
64. Be a MAN and clear your own account, big talker. |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 06:11 AM Response to Reply #52 |
76. Congratulations! Four years on DU and you're the first person to curse at me. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 11:54 PM Response to Reply #49 |
63. I'm pretty sure that's happening to everybody's avatar |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 04:00 AM Response to Reply #63 |
73. It happened to my avatar earlier today (or yesterday), & last time I looked my star was still there |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
51. His first stump speech was in the Coliseum. |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
53. McLame is so old..... |
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asdjrocky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
54. McLame is so old he didn't have school books... |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 10:08 PM Response to Original message |
56. McCain is so old, he remembers when Julius Caesar was killed by his own senate. |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
57. Someone alert Letterman, so he can send DU a check for all this material!! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
58. He's so old that ... he fondly remembers the Hundred Years War |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 11:15 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. Niiiiice! n/t |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
59. He gave Moses a wedgie. |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
61. McLobby is so old... |
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stewie502 (12 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
62. he's so old... |
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sutz12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
65. McCain is so old... |
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daleo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
66. He watched the Big Bang |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
68. McLame is so old |
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Zynx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 02:08 AM Response to Original message |
69. He spat when he heard Washington's warning of getting involved in foreign wars. |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 02:16 AM Response to Original message |
70. McLame is batshit insane |
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VotesForWomen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 03:33 AM Response to Original message |
71. you're really embarassing the democratic party and losing us support with the lame ageist stuff. |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 03:57 AM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Bitter 60 yo white women for ageist McCain jokes! LOL |
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DFW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 04:09 AM Response to Original message |
74. McCain owns fossils of animals that used to be his house pets |
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Earth Bound Misfit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 05:10 AM Response to Original message |
75. Mc Lame is so old, he remembers Larry King's first wife n/t |
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Perry Logan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 06:28 AM Response to Original message |
77. Thanks to the Obamites, we'll be able to tell these jokes for the next eight years. |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
78. He was around when Methuselah was born |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
80. Older than Cheerios (see the link) |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
81. Older than The Grapes of Wrath.(see the link) |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
82. Older than The Shopping Cart.. (see the link) |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:29 AM Response to Original message |
83. Older than The Area Code.(see the link) |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
84. Older than The Lincoln Tunnel..(see the link) |
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El Pinko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 08:33 AM Response to Original message |
85. He's so old... |
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pepperbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
86. please delete |
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Wiley50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-18-08 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
87. McSame Is NOT So Old. He Can Still Eat Corn On The Cob |
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