Congrats, admins, on reaching your 1000 donation goal, but what's up with the graphics?

[Writer]

If someone were to hit you with a razor in your hand, not only would you be bald but you'd be bleeding.

What's up with the sanitized Disney version of such a gory situation?

[Sabriel]

1. I was hoping for a Brazilian, myself.

Not the joke, the you-know-what.

[Writer]

2. ...

My beautiful mind!

:cry:

[MrSlayer]

3. It's not working for me at all.

The glove does not activate. It just sits there.

[jefferson_dem]

4. Hey, Props to the "DU higher ups".

I like it the slick and smooth look. We'll assume they actually followed through with the buzzz... ;)

[EFerrari]

5. Where was the option for a razor attack? Our admins would never subject people

to something that awful.

What are you referring to?

:shrug:

[uppityperson]

6. Ever notice how bald headed men often look like

penises? I noticed it when JimmyJeff was all the rage, and have snickered since.

[Stinky The Clown]

7. I think that's poetic justice, don't you?

Or at least amazing irony.