Post your favorite item in Cindy McCain's prenuptial agreement that John had to sign

[CreekDog]

:popcorn:

[Happyhippychick]

1. Link to said prenup?

[Happyhippychick]

5. Oy I feel sheepish. Didn't know it was a joke! Okay - mine is

you can only call me a c*nt on the third tuesday of the month.

[CreekDog]

6. this is way more fun if people make stuff up

:hi:

[yurbud]

2. ''it's not cheating if the other woman looks like me.''

[rurallib]

3. He only gets to date other women if they can do his political

career some good.

[RB TexLa]

4. Has there been anything other than the standard prenuptial agreement stuff that everyone signs

reported about it?

[CreekDog]

7. he has to give her all his downers

:hide:

[evlbstrd]

8. No kissing.

[jaksavage]

9. Shut up and kill people

when daddy says so.

[alfredo]

10. He has to sit downwind so she doesn't have to smell that old man smell.

[hokies4ever]

11. "you can't shake my hand in public"

:rofl:

[Indenturedebtor]

12. You have to plug me in every night before bed

The mute button is only to be used during sex.

[blondeatlast]

13. Cindy is always to be referred to as "lovely and gracious," *even while John washes her hair

*even when she is cleaning out the files of accountants who may prove damaging to John's career

*even when she's stepping on John's leash

*even when we are sitting in Cindy's pink nightmare living room in north Phoenix

*even when withholding John's weekly allowance

[SOS]

14. Mr. McCain must supply power and prestige

in exchange for unlimited financial support and a free Anheuser Busch corporate jet.

(New $3,000 St. John couture suits for Mrs. McCain will be supplied daily by the family trust).

[FredScuttle]

15. Representative from GlaxoSmithKline on call 24/7

for those times where Mother needs a little "helper"

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. John has

pay if he wants to keep using the Anheuser-Busch clydesdales for the pony rides at his birthday parties.

[sakabatou]

17. You may only say the truth if Satan says it's ok

[Neshanic]

18. Has to man Bud beer stand at Hensley and Company picnic every summer.

[blondeatlast]

19. John agrees to refresh the following biweekly: Elizabeth Arden Coraline Lipstick,

Intervene*** Foundation Soft Shell: Color Intrigue Blush, Tearose.

These must only be purchased at Saks Fifth Avenue at the Phoenix Biltmore Mall on Wednesdays as Cindy needs the chaffeur on call at all other times.

***pun absolutely intended...

[blondeatlast]

20. Toilet seat up and wiped with chamois after every use. nt