Be sure you thank your conservative neighbors/co-workers for four dollar a gallon gas

[BOSSHOG]

and never ending war and an economy on the brink. Add - thats what ya get with conservative values. Really, really pisses em off. If ya can get a word in edge wise after the sputtering, tell them the only difference between bush and mccain is that mccain served honorably in the military. These are tested (by me.) The fuckers just fucking hate it.

[Avalux]

1. I want a bumpersticker!

Every time you fill your tank
You have a Republican to thank

:D

[sakabatou]

12. Excellent idea

I would want it.

[Mountainman]

2. The right wing noise machine is saying all the problems started after the Dems took Congress in

2006. Of course the next thought you are supposed to infer is that everything is the Dem's fault.

It is illogical yet I hear the wingnut freepers and ditto heads repeating it.

Every thing is Clinton's fault or The Dem congress' fault. If that were the case should Bush be given credit for any positive things that a wingnut can come up with?

[BOSSHOG]

4. Is it any wonder limbaugh and hannity are deathly afraid of the fairness doctrine?

I haven't figured out which they fear more, the fairness doctrine or swearing to tell the truth.

[madinmaryland]

15. "Hannity and limbaugh swearing to tell the truth"

:rofl:

That's a classic!! :thumbsup:

[BOSSHOG]

16. Mr Limbaugh

did you need viagra to get your lil peepee up to fuck those lil boys in the dominican republic? May I remind you you are under oath TO TELL THE TRUTH. Fucking stroke right on the stand.

[magellan]

14. Hm. Maybe they should be asked to explain this chart then.

The price of oil has been rising steadily since 2003-2004, and actually DROPPED a bit after the Dems won Congress in 2006.

[Virginia Dare]

3. What did these morans think would happen..

when they put two oil men in charge of the country? Profits would go DOWN?

If the shrub jawbones these Saudis anymore, gas will be up to $5 a gallon before we know it.

[BOSSHOG]

7. That wacky cheney and his SECRET energy task force

FOUR DOLLAR A GALLON GAS - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Hiya My Friend. Hope ya have a great Memorial Day Weekend.

[Virginia Dare]

9. You too, Boss...

chilly and damp here, but it will be nice this weekend supposedly.

I hope you haven't had any damage from those storms that went through there recently.

[BOSSHOG]

10. The nastiness

was just a little north and just a little west of us. The weather folks drive me insane. Every potential rain shower is advertised as an end of the world event. It really sucks when people who are living in FEMA trailors are advised to leave their trailors because of potential bad weather.

[lpbk2713]

5. Here's something for the cube rats ...

Post it in a conspicuous location.
They ought to get the message.

[wtmusic]

6. Don't you know? It's "the Democrats" fault for not allowing drilling

in ANWR.

They've got a (wrong) answer for everything.

[BOSSHOG]

8. More conservative Irony

Why is it that every member of the party of responsibility are trained not to take responsibility for anything?

[Ishoutandscream2]

11. I do quite often

But, of course, I'm just being "angry." Fuck em.

[BOSSHOG]

13. They are so much fun to fuck with

One of my "acquaintances" suggested that I was being rude. I thanked his fellow conservatives for changing the tone when ray-gun chucked out the fairness doctrine. No doubt their radio instructors will sort out their responses eventually. Although I really believe limbaugh and his ilk would love for a democrat to get president so bush's fuck ups will reflect poorly on the dems in the next couple of years. Members of the party of responsibility will couch it that way.

[Gemini Cat]

17. I always thank them.

At the super market, gas stations where ever and when ever.
"Here are your republic values in action! How are those values doing you? Happy now, fuckwads?
Well at least Gays can't get married! Isn't THAT one of the issues that terrified you into screaming for 'values' and other assorted bullshit and scared you into voting against your best interest? How's that working out??"

I generally keep the 'fuckwad' part off, however.

[BOSSHOG]

18. A great question

Hey heterosexual fucker, if gays can't marry why should christians be allowed to divorce? Apparently your divorce rate makes a mockery of the ole sanctity of marriage ya'll spread like fertilizer.

[Gemini Cat]

21. I will add that question, Boss!

I will also add something about the 'moral' repub dickwads that can't keep it in their trousers when it comes to children.

[zbdent]

19. don't forget ... being in hock to the gills with China ...

since they're funding the war ...

[BOSSHOG]

20. Gosh, conservatives have so much to be proud of

and yet they never like to be given credit for the heckuva job they have done. Aren't they great.

[taterguy]

22. Well, it is nice that I have fewer cars to dodge when I'm riding my bike

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