Whatever happened to Condi Rice?

[Pharaoh]

I mean , she is the f'ing Secretary of State right?

WTF is she doing? Why do I never see her on the news or anything?

Inquiring minds want to know.....

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=113695&title=headlines-condi-meter&to=2

[spinbaby]

1. Shoe shopping

Very important.

[panader0]

6. There are no shoes that will make her more attractive.

[spinbaby]

8. Who said anything about attractive?

She's after that dominatrix look.

[Ghost in the Machine]

24. Hmmm... Spike Heeled Jackboots... for the discerning neocon

[lib2DaBone]

18. Glad she's gone

She is one un-attractive woman. (trying to be kind)

[DJ13]

2. Shoe shopping is a demanding job

[SpiralHawk]

3. Condi's busy. Shoe sale at Ferragamo.

[gratuitous]

4. Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

It's top secret, though. Something to do with an oe-shay ale-say.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

5. Nothing good apparently - otherwise they'd be trotting her out to counter Obama/Hillary.

"See we Repubs are the Party of black people and women too....

[AlCzervik]

7. she never lived up to even the lowest of expectations. She's a great example of the

Peter Principle.

[spanone]

9. who?

she has a lot of nerve to cash her paycheck

[global1]

10. Maybe She's Appeasing The Iranians Along With Gates.......nt

[CatWoman]

11. shoe shopping?

:shrug:

[gatorboy]

12. Or Cheney for that matter.

We're still paying their salary, right? Seems to me this administration loves to play hooky on my dime.

[Johonny]

13. VP?

I'm guessing they are trying to keep her out of the daily loop in hope the low profile will allow her to run in the VP spot.

[Uncle Joe]

14. I heard she hooked up with some guy

named a roni.

[dixiegrrrrl]

15. in the hospital..the one all the Bush types go to...

getting the Stepford checkup, they look for any lose wires, scratches in the plastic body parts, the usual.
They don't want to make the same mistake they made on McCain's wife...got the face too plastic.

[Javaman]

16. Getting her batteries changed. nt

[vinylsolution]

17. Condi's in hiding....

Just like Jeb Bush, Newt, Rumsfeld and the other NWO conspirators. What are they up to?

Are they preparing for another one of those 'false flag' terror ops?

[Sequoia]

19. I was thinking this very thing while getting ready for work this morning.

Maybe she's out shoe shopping.

[benld74]

20. Maybe she getting that gap filled in, ya think?

[Supersedeas]

21. she's the anti-negotiator's answer to diplomacy

[Mountainman]

22. Supposedly she is stopping bush and cheney bombing Iran. Her and Gates that is.

[saltpoint]

23. She's on a tour of the Everglades, looking to buy and manage one of those

crocodile-wrestling places.