Late night levity.. Know why so few republicans are twins?

[SoCalDem]

[gateley]

1. What does George Bush call a Nazi?

Grandpa.

[SlipperySlope]

2. I'm sorry, not funny.

Twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome is real and heartbreaking.

[Contrary1]

4. Lost twin granddaughters at 23 weeks to this...

I held these angels in my arms after they were born. Meghan died seconds after birth. Our little Allison lived over two hours, and never took a single breath. After three years, I still haven't gotten over it. I don't think I ever will. Without a doubt, the hardest thing I have ever had to deal with.

*** On edit: No offense taken SoCalDem...just something I live with every day. I know you did not post that to hurt anyone.

[MercutioATC]

5. Jesus F'ing Christ...lighten up, people.

The cartoon didn't make light of any realistic cause of fetal death, it played to the cutthroat, self-interest-driven nature of many Republicans...

You do realize that this is why people make fun of you, don't you?

[Contrary1]

6. I have not noticed anyone making fun of me... n/t

[SlipperySlope]

7. * deleted *

[Downtown Hound]

9. DU- the place where somebody could tell a knock knock

joke and somebody would get offended about the fact that sore knuckles on wood are no laughing matter and are offensive to everyone that has ever had sore knuckles. Jesus Christ, get a fucking grip. It's just a little light-hearted humor that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with twin to twin whatever you call it.

[TexasObserver]

10. Why are you picking on Knock Knock jokes?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Outrage.

Outrage who?

How dare you say something that I might find a way to construe as hurtful?! Do you know how many times a day someone like me gets his feelings rumpled?! Billions!

[ColbertWatcher]

12. Outraginess!

Outraginess is a spectacle similar to the emotion "outrage" but distinguished by its production values.

--Wikiality.com

As always, you are welcome to add your own jokes to the truthiness encyclopedia!

[TexasObserver]

13. that's on target

Outraginess consumes about half of all time on news channels.

[old mark]

14. Along with

..."controversy".

mark

[SoCalDem]

15. Look up Outraginess in any dictionary and you will find

[ColbertWatcher]

17. Technically...

...outraginess is a spectacle sorta like the scene from Casablanca when the guy exclaims how "shocked shocked!" he is to find gambling going on under his nose. But in parade form with a hint of Jerry Springer.

Throw all that together and you have outraginess.

[underseasurveyor]

3. LOL I "get it" SoCal

Whew is it extremely sensitive in here or what:silly:

[lonestarnot]

8. serial killers from conception.

[Judi Lynn]

11. You seem to have wonderful endless resources, SoCalDem. This IS funny! n/t

[LeftyMom]

16. I was thinking this:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=436