Dance, Monkey, Dance

[Mabus]

A little video that helps put things into perspective.

WHAT WE ARE ......... A bunch of monkeys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPw649qN9I

[Obamarama]

1. Did you see the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the God section? LOL

Great catch...thanks for posting the link and sharing!

[Mabus]

4. A friend sent it to my facebook account

I thought it was great.

[evlbstrd]

2. I need to be groomed.

I'm itchy.

Kick!

[Mabus]

3. If you come visit me

I'll pick your lice for you.

[evlbstrd]

5. You're a great pal.

I'll find a way. There'll be plenty to pick by then.

[Mabus]

6. Is there room for more?

You're going to have to put on weight if you want to accommodate more.

[evlbstrd]

7. I'll grow out my hair.

And let my beard get big and bushy.

[Mabus]

10. Don't!

We'll start getting reports of a Sasquatch being on the loose in Westport.

[evlbstrd]

11. Then I can do a teevee interview.

Write a book and hit the circuit.

[Mabus]

13. Now that, I would like to see.

You'll do anything to meet Steph, won't you?

[evlbstrd]

14. You know I would.

I'd peddle your book.

[Mabus]

15. I'm sure that's not the only thing you'd peddle

if it gave you a shot at meeting Steph.

[evlbstrd]

16. Oh god.

I'd lose the few scruples I have.

[Mabus]

17. Scruples, scruples...

Ah yes, I remember hearing about those. I thought those had disappeared Bush got chosen by SCOTUS.

Wow. You still have some?

[evlbstrd]

18. Somewhere around here.

They might be in a box in the basement.

[Mabus]

19. We pawned ours

Or else they wouldn't let us move this close to DC.

[evlbstrd]

20. What did you get for it?

I hope you sold it in a better market.

[Mabus]

21. Whatever it is, it is sitting downstairs

but it will be out of the house by late June. July 1st for sure.

[evlbstrd]

23. Do you need an exterminator?

[Mabus]

24. I don't know if it can be killed

Arrrggg.

[evlbstrd]

25. You know what to do.

Put The Whammy™ on it.

[Mabus]

27. Speaking of former The Whammy™ victims

I haven't heard about Scott Bloch for a while. Oh well, I guess I'll never have to hear about "ethics" and "doing the right" thing from Bloch again.

I just need to find the Achilles Heel of my current problem and call on the universe to balance it out.

[evlbstrd]

28. I think I know its weakness.

Lack of pre-fontal lobes.

[Mabus]

30. That, or it is caused by its bad hair in-plants

I think they put them in backwards and the transplants are tickling his brain.

[evlbstrd]

31. Cool!

I want to see the scans!

[Lorien]

8. Lol! Did you see the pathetic anti-DU Freeper comment at the top?

Case in point. :P

[Mabus]

9. That's creepy

How did he know I linked there from DU? He must have been trolling.

[alfredo]

12. Love it.

[malaise]

22. Thanks for this

Profound

[lonestarnot]

26. I'm no fuckin' monkey.

I had two monkeys once, Ike and Irv were their names, but seriously, I like bananas but not a monkey me.

[Indenturedebtor]

29. Awesome :D Best quote from the Youtube post:

"elfcounsul (5 days ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply I had a girlfriend with a tail. It wasn't very long, maybe an inch, but a tail none the less. She was really cute, but guys would be grossed out buy her tail. I wasn't, she was much more than her cute little tail. "

Schweet. I wonder if she could wag it and stuff!