FUNNY: ''Blackwater'' also means the water from your toilet with floating turds

[yurbud]

Someone on Pacifica was talking about water reclamation and distinguished between ''gray'' water that comes from sinks and showers, and ''black'' water that comes from toilets.

It makes the name all the more appropriate for the mercenary corporation that has a lot of turds floating in it. And the biggest turds float to the top.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_water

Maybe their new mascot should be Mr. Hanky.

[flamin lib]

1. Yes, and they knew it when the named the company. I suspect the

un-official motto is, "When you're in deep shit, call us."

The REAL motto is, "Once we're involved, you're in deep shit."

[Indenturedebtor]

2. Bwahahaha thanks for posting! n/t

[femmedem]

3. You had to post this during lunch hour?

I can't figure out if you're a freeper who wants us good Dems to starve to death, or if you're a good Dem who wants us to hit fighting weight by November. ;-)

[Sundoggy]

4. Let's Make The Water Turn Black

Just had to...

by Frank Zappa

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know
Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe!

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK

We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do . . . )
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green . . . wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!