Monica Novotney interviews Contessa Brewer

[Stinky The Clown]

I've seen it all now.

One noozereader (who tends to be straight and kinda smart) interviews another noozereader (who tends to be a fucking airhead).

The topic?

No-go vacations - coined 'staycations' - as in stay at home on your week off.

Has anyone noticed the MANIPULATION OF OUR OIL PRICES??????

Has anyone heard that the president's former briain has been SUBPOENAED?????

Has anyone reported on developments from the ALTERNATIVE ENERGY front?????????

COVER THE FUCKING NEWS!

[TeamsterDem]

1. Maybe for her next trick she can interview my next door neighbor

Each is equally as interesting.

[lonestarnot]

2. Or my fucking cats!

[annabanana]

3. I, for one, would MUCH rather know

what your cats have to say about things!

[lonestarnot]

7. AB cracking me up again!

:rofl:

[hokies4ever]

4. MSNBC really dropped the ball today

especially with trying to make a huge story about the toilet being clogged on the space station. Bush could have bombed Iran today and MSNBC wouldn't have cared.

[gatorboy]

5. I want to see more " Where in the World is Matt Lauer Going to That I can't Afford?"

[blondeatlast]

8. You asked for it, you got it:

"Tomorrow on Today! Where in the World is Matt Lauer?

Live from the supermarket and the gas station..."

[gatorboy]

9. Heh! Touche!

:thumbsup:

Next on the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous: Rice and Milk!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. I think their names are interesting

Monica Novotney has a great ring to it. Contessa Brewer does too. As a completely brain-damaged and stupid tv watcher that's all I care about. If a giant asteroid is about to strike the earth, I want to hear those words "Monica Novotney" before I watch that news coverage or take it seriously.