Dear Current and Former Idiots of the Bush White House,

[Writer]

I must implore you to reconsider your mundane criticisms of one Scott McClellan. I don't think you could choose a more pedestrian public scolding than painting him as a "disgruntled former employer." Seriously, now, isn't that what every employer says of an former employee that publicly points out its bullshit?

I mean, come on, don't insult our intelligence. Choose a better attack line. How about, "Scotty never wiped the toilet seat after he left the West Wing bathroom," or "We hated how he'd always mix his vegetables in with his mashed potatoes at State dinners." Not this disgruntled former employee canard. Come on! Give us a little more juice, or is Karl Rove's absence from the White House really that conspicuous?

I'm sure you can smear him with more gusto. Perhaps he has a former girlfriend or a close relative of his who works undercover for the CIA. What are you waiting for - out her, for Pete's sake! Or perhaps you can do the dastardly deed of calling him French. I'm sure the Scottish surname "McClellan" can morph into "Moi Croissant" or something Frenchy-sounding. Put your best Scrabble experts together and come up with something.

But no, all we have is your lame, underwhelming claptrap about his being a disgruntled former employer. I suppose the high times of being a part of Team Bush are long over, after all. When one can't smear a person's pointed, personal account of his time there with anything worse than a wet noodle, his or her remaining days must be as small as Bush's approval ratings. But I digress...


With all sincerity,



~Writer~


P.S. While you're thinking of a meaner-spirited attack, don't forget to pack your items for your inevitable January move. Also, don't forget that the monogrammed towels must be re-embroidered with "B.O." and "H.R.C." Okay? Thanks!

[izzie]

1. To me the man works for us the people and that is what he

should think of first. This may be late but it is the right thing to do. Being loyal to the President comes second to your country.