Does anyone look or act more "Puzzled" than John McDitto?

[Hubert Flottz]

Do we need more Puzzled? We need a leaders who aren't puzzled to figure out the puzzles that lie ahead. John still hasn't figured out that the invasion of Iraq was WRONG and about 80% of America has. Slow John is still PUZZLED and I don't think he ever will get any better. Is McDitto really Puzzled, or is he just another liar like the guy who lied us into the bloody trillion dollar mess in Iraq?

In your heart, you KNOW, they're STILL lying...

[ColbertWatcher]

1. A real leader can find the balance...

...between having an idea of what he (or she) wants, while still being open to input from others (like the people they work for).

McCain has not shown the ability to do either, demonstrating, instead, he only does what is asked of him by people who pay him (like industry or corporations, but rarely tax payers).

Too bad, he had such a promising career ahead of him.

[thereismore]

4. He has eyebrows? I thought he had no facial hair until I saw this photo. nt

[ColbertWatcher]

5. The older a man gets...

...the longer his eyebrow hair and ear hair gets.

[5X]

2. "McDitto" the best name yet. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

3. King of the Ditto Heads...

Thinks W has done no wrong...

[Kindigger]

6. Addled

Did anyone see McSame giving a speech yesterday on teevee? He was talking about Iraq, and was getting quite animated. He said something like "We have to win! If we don't get more money for this wedding, we're not going to win."

I hope someone got it for youtube.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. He reminds me of the chief inspector in the movie 'A Shot in the...

Dark' the way Johnny's eyeballs are starting to twitch and with that out of control blinking thing that Paw Paw McDitto has gotten into lately. I about half expect Dirty McDitto to come out on camera smirking any day now.

Maybe keeping up with pResident Bushseau blundering and blathering is starting to get to Big Bad Jon.

Dishonest Jon seems every bit as clueless as Inspector Clouseau. Has Bush REALLY fooled McDitto so totally, or is he just another compulsive liar like Jr.?