I love you, man!

[Gabi Hayes]

[Olney Blue]

1. I'd like to see a debate between Cindy and Pickles on who has the

sorriest husband.

[Gabi Hayes]

2. they should debate on who's the biggger drug fiend

[Gabi Hayes]

3. as in.....

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/1994-09-08/news/opiate-f...

You're U.S. Senator John McCain, and you've got a big problem.
Your wife, Cindy, was addicted to prescription painkillers. She stole pills from a medical-aid charity she heads and she used the names of unsuspecting employees to get prescriptions.


The public is about to find out about it.
Until now, you've managed to keep it all quiet. When Tom Gosinski, a man your wife fired, sued for wrongful termination and threatened to expose the whole sordid story, you didn't hesitate to call in the big guns.

John Dowd, the attorney who got you out of your Keating Five mess, worked on getting your wife a sweetheart deal with federal prosecutors. He also made Gosinski's lawsuit go away.

He didn't stop there.
To help maintain your reputation and discredit your wife's accuser, Dowd called Maricopa County Attorney Richard Romley and complained that Gosinski was trying to extort money. Romley, your Republican ally, promptly launched an extortion investigation.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. You're beautiful, my friend!

[Gabi Hayes]

7. Mars, bitches!

he's older than red dirt.

[lonestarnot]

And Phoenix is still looking for them!

[ColbertWatcher]

13. He's 6,001 years old! n/t

[Olney Blue]

8. A close-up view of *'s latest colonoscopy.

[ColbertWatcher]

15. Or maybe one of McSame's? n/t

[Gabi Hayes]

5. "Hilton calling, Senator. Your room is ready"

[seemslikeadream]

6. .......

[Gabi Hayes]

9. did you breathe life into those two?

har

[Gabi Hayes]

10. ''and he's buy uy uy uy uy uy uy ing......''

[Gabi Hayes]

11. I'm still sleeping on that offer, John. What year is it,again?

[Gabi Hayes]

12. thanks for the endorsement, Rev. Haggard! Came at just the right moment...far right

[Gabi Hayes]

14. I can always do stuntwork for that way out show, what is it, Lost in Space?

[Gabi Hayes]

16. Ouch! What a treat! now put that prostate wand back where it came from.

[Gabi Hayes]

17. you won't see many more of these in the next five months

[Gabi Hayes]

18. Got meth?

[Gabi Hayes]

19. Seriously....no more gay sweaters.

[Gabi Hayes]

20. what're you talking about? Chernobyl is just as safe as Shorja

[Gabi Hayes]

21. I still love you, but you're not helping me draw the right crowds

[Gabi Hayes]

22. I love you more.

No, I love YOU more

[Gabi Hayes]

23. You think I forgot about South Carolina, a##wipe? you'd better move to Pluto on Jan. 21.

http://www.alarmingnews.com/archives/McCain+Bush.bmp

[Gabi Hayes]

24. separated at birth?

[ColbertWatcher]

25. Here's one from May 27, 2008...

[ColbertWatcher]

26. That's not separated at birth, this...

...is separated at birth...

[Gabi Hayes]

27. bigger version of the money shot