Name Larry Craig's Book

[lame54]

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2008/05/30/name-larry-craigs-book/
Yeah, Larry Craig is writing a book. Here’s a bit of the story from an interview with KTVB in Boise:

In a live interview on NewsChannel 7 Tuesday night – Craig, 62 - told Dee Sarton that he is in the process of writing a book on energy - that will also talk about his time in Congress – and the events of the past year.

“There will be a bit of what’s happened in the last year, and the way it evolved,” Craig said. “I think that’s important for Idaho and those outside Idaho who are interested to know.”

He hopes the book will be on store shelves in the next year.

Let’s have some fun. Craig is going to give his version of his public restroom escapades, so that probably figures in the title, doesn’t it? Wonkette is forming a book club to, presumably, read and dissect the book. I’m thinking that’s not necessary. The book needs a title! Post them in the comments. How about. . . .

Stalled: To Flush or not to Flush

[notesdev]

1. "Business as Usual"

nt

[Sundoggy]

2. I Quit Stalling

[boobooday]

3. "A Fighting Stance"

Adventures from a "stalled" congressional career.

[cephalexin]

4. Here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3356865&mesg_id=3360815

[sinkingfeeling]

5. "The Wide Stance Chronicles"

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. AAA Rest Stops of America

[Initech]

7. Uncle Larry's Bathroom Reader

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. Airport and Train Station Bathrooms - The complete Guide - n/t

[truebrit71]

9. "For Whom The Shoe Taps"

...

[nichomachus]

10. I'm a sucker for democracy.

[damntexdem]

11. Tap Dancing Johnny.

The Romance of the Wide Stance.

My Water Loo.

[Greybnk48]

12. "Happy Feet" n/t

[Indenturedebtor]

13. One foot over the line?

Takes two to Tango?

Best foot forward?

[jaksavage]

14. Tapping into Power. nt

[helderheid]

15. Writing is on the Stall Wall

[wryter2000]

16. Tap Dancing through History n/t

n/t

[OBrien]

17. Craig's List-Great Stalls of America

[nykym]

18. From Where I Sit!

Reflections on toe tapping, finger wiggling and stall etiquette.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

19. Bathroom Material.

[KansDem]

20. "Atop the Porcelain Throne" (nt)

[RadiationTherapy]

21. 'Dropping a Load' nt

[cephalexin]

22. Man of La Muncha

?
;-)

[Hubert Flottz]

23. 'The lives, loaves and loves, of a faith based fornicator'

'Stalking the high bush Dingleberry'

'I feel your sh*tpain'

'Roto Rooting For Dummies'

'Jaws 768765454332123432'

'Drain Man'

'The Rite Stiff'

'Tootsie-----Roll'

'When Larry met Harry'

'On the Watercloset'

'The Unflushables'

[Feron]

24. A few:

"Livin' La Vida Latrine"

"Officer Mancuso and Me"

"That's Not a Potato"

[ReadTomPaine]

25. "Tap This - A Look at the Cracks in America's Dark Underside" n/t

[Cyrano]

26. "The Sole of a Conservative." or ...

"Getting it Straight."

"A Minneapolis Affair."

"A Tail of Twin Cities."

"What Happens in Minnesota Stays in ... Oh, Never Mind."

"The Feet of the Congressman."

"My Own Private Stall."

[Greyskye]

27. The Tell-Tale Stall

TRUE! nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why WILL you say that I am gay? The desire had sharpened my senses, not destroyed, not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How then am I gay? Hearken! and observe how healthily, how calmly, I can tell you the whole story.

It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain, but, once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his third-eye! Yes, it was this! One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture -- a pale blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me my blood ran hot, and so by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to tap my shoes in that bathroom stall...

Now this is the point. You fancy me gay. Boi's know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! First I tapped my foot, then I waved my hand...

(with apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)

[Contrary1]

28. "The Larry Craig Chronicles: A Close Up Look At America's Finest (Re)Public Restrooms"

[SidDithers]

29. "Stalling for Love"...nt

Sid

[Fuzz]

30. Tappymytoe and Beardy too

[Hubert Flottz]

31. 'Roto Republicanism Review'

'The Gulping GOPer'

'I-da-HO'

[ck4829]

32. "This is not a Book, and I am Still Not Gay"

[Fuzz]

33. Profiles in the Mirror

[SpiralHawk]

34. At Least I'm Not Into Diaper Sex with Hookers Like Other Republicons

eom

[Fuzz]

35. The Audacity of Me

[Fuzz]

36. Dreams from my Naughty Place

[Fuzz]

37. It Takes a Village Person

[orleans]

38. Buddy, Can You Spare Some TP? n/t

[shain from kane]

39. "My Deep Throat", or "My Pet Throat", "Given Head in the Head"

[pleah]

40. Toe Tapping in Pottyville.

[shain from kane]

41. Pubic Service. The Joys of Public Sex.

[MilesColtrane]

42. "Profiles in Scourge"

It can also include Vitter.

[Snotcicles]

43. Police Mole, Glory Hole, Takes it's Toll, On Bathroom Troll. nt

[pengillian101]

44. Oh, my darling, tap three times on the flooring if you want me

twice on the pipe if the answer is no.

[Matariki]

45. How about "Gay Sex Is Not A Crime"

[Matariki]

46. Or - "Gay Jokes - So 1950's Era Not Funny"

[Rosemary2205]

47. Sadly

laughing at a hypocrite is more fun than fighting for the rights of all adults to do what they please with other consenting adults.

typo

[stevedeshazer]

48. "Standing Firm"

[Ezlivin]

49. Shit Happens n/t

[Esra Star]

50. Mouth Wide Shut......................nt