Caption cheney

[Kadie]

Vice President Dick Cheney speaks at the New York Republican State Committee dinner in New York, Thursday, May 29, 2008.
(AP Photo/Seth Wenig)

[DS1]

1. That doesn't look like Cheney at all

[elizfeelinggreat]

4. botox?

good grief!

[n2doc]

7. yeah. It looks like someone photoshopped the top of his head onto someone else's lower face n/t

[Sal Minella]

9. Cheney is in a secure location. This is the Cheney DinnerSpeaker Double used for such occasions.

[shain from kane]

14. I first read that as Cheney Doublespeaker. Orwell!

[Sal Minella]

21. Well, "Cheney DoubleSpeaker Diner" works too.

But seems like they could have found somebody whose rheumy eyes and perpetual snarl matched Cheney better. I mean, the guy in this pic could pass for human.

[RoseMead]

20. Looks like he tried to smile

but it hurt too much. Maybe gave him a bit of a cramp.

[AlCzervik]

2. what the hell is with the rouge? he looks like he's about to be laid out for a viewing.

[grannylib]

3. He looks as though he's trying to do a Mrs Doubtfire imitation or

something...WTF is wrong with him???

He's just inhuman. I can't think of anything appropriate for a caption; he just makes me physically ill.

[unapatriciated]

5. "Scotty, how could you?"

[canadianbeaver]

6. looks like Sen.Craig abit.....either way..both are sh*t...eom

[krispos42]

10. I was just thinking the exact same thing!

:-)

[musette_sf]

8. i don't have a caption but interesting photo

it looks like his ill health has gotten to the point that he can't hide it any more. i was wondering if this was the case when he wore the huge Stetson at some recent military graduation ceremony last week. my wonder is now confirmed.

[Amonester]

11. boohoo... they'll prosecute me like they did my best friend...

kenny boy (lay)

[rateyes]

12. What a dick!

[trusty elf]

13. "After all these years I've finally gotten Junior's smirk down."

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. ........

[no_hypocrisy]

16. Ugh! Just lost a filling!

[woodsprite]

17. Has that pasty look of a heart patient, trying to be covered up by

makeup. And his mouth looks like he's had a stroke. Even the eyes don't look like him. Are you sure it's him? Wow!

[lonestarnot]

18. Ack even worse than before the plastic surgery and I didn't think it could get worse.

:puke:

[NV Whino]

19. Damn.

Forgot and left my sneer at home.