Wingnuts Rank America’s Best Patriots, Worst Traitors!

[NYCGirl]

From Wonkette. Some of those "traitors" have been demonized here, too... (Wonkette is making fun of the website, just so you know.)


Yes, we get many nutty e-mails, and sometimes when we open them they link to the best websites in the world. One recent example is Country Above Self, which runs this tag line: “Celebrating Patriots and Exposing Traitors.” You can nominate and rank America’s greatest patriots (still living) and its worst liberal socialist traitors (their souls are always dead). It’s everything the Internet has always wanted.

Here are the current rankings:



A few pithy criticisms:

* We can all agree that Ron Paul’s ranking as America’s #2 greatest traitor is apt. Oh wait, no it’s not at all HE’S THE BEST AMERICAN/CONSTITUTION THING SINCE ADAMS & JEFFERSON, RON PAUL 2008!!!
* “Dr.” Bill Cosby, despite being a Negro, is a great patriot because he recognizes how terrible his race is, and denounces it. Hint hint, Barack Obama.
* What’s a “Phony Solider”? Like George W. Bush or something? Or John McCain, because all he did was napalm a bunch of innocent children from his planes, all of which he crashed?


http://wonkette.com/400068/wingnuts-rank-americas-best-patriots-worst-traitors


Here's the website where all that crap can be found:

www.countryaboveself.com

I haven't gone to the link, nor do I intend to. Thank God for Wonkette — it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

[gatorboy]

1. Fred Thompson???

Get over it already you celebrity crazed wierdos. :rofl:

[Bob Dobbs]

2. If you flip the designations

these lists are fairly accurate.

[NYCGirl]

5. Except that Keith Olbermann has been taking a beating over in GD-P lately. NT

[Mudoria]

10. And well deserved too

[NYCGirl]

12. When you start agreeing with the wingiest of the wingnuts, you might want to

rethink things.

[Bob Dobbs]

16. I don't listen to hilbots.

Most of them are psy op agents.

[dchill]

3. Even maggots...

are gagging.

[Cant trust em]

4. Ann Coulter is a patriot?

Wow.

[NYCGirl]

6. Wingnuts still love her. NT

[Cant trust em]

8. I'd like to think that even if I were conservative, I'd still dislike her.

What an attention whore.

[depakid]

7. At least they got a few down there at the bottom right!

(if for the wrong reasons).

[newmajority]

9. The freeperism "phony soldier"

refers to any Iraq veteran who now denounces the occupation. In other words, typical Repuke Orwellianism as usual.

[Lucy Goosey]

11. I went to the original site -

things have changed since the screen cap above was taken. Notably they've replaced the skull icon with a lovely poo-on-the-flag image. Klassy.

Also Wonkette is now working her way up the traitor list, and VoteVets.org now holds the #6 spot on that list.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. 'Reach Back Behind, Grab A Handful And Throw'

Quite like their simian next-of-kin.

[Mountainman]

14. Eight of the heroes are talk show hosts. That should show you where their heads are at.

[JHB]

15. Buck Young?

Sgt. Whipple on Gomer Pyle, USMC?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0949344/

[JHB]

18. No, Seriously. Who are they talking about?

Google just brings up the actor and a performer with a nom du rap of "Young Buck".

[NYCGirl]

25. I have no idea who that is.

:shrug:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. Sounds like a porn star name

[iamahaingttta]

17. The Upside-Down People strike again!

I don't really like America all that much any more.
But then I don't live in America, I live in New York City...

[lame54]

19. Michael Moore didn't make the list...

I'm not sure what to think of that

[LeftinOH]

22. He's on the list.. just not at the very top; you'd have to open the site itself to see

(I know- not worth the effort).

[lame54]

20. dupe

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Where's Chad Castegna? Where's Tim McVeigh?

Surely these goons must consider them patriots!

[Indenturedebtor]

24. I was more surprised that they left Hitler and Mussolinni off of their patriots list n/t

[jmowreader]

27. If they got Prescott Bush on there, they're covered

[LeftinOH]

23. DU IS NOT ON THIS LIST! What an outrage- someone please add us to the list

of 'traitors'.