Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun

[The Straight Story]

Woman Claiming George W. Bush Hunting Her Storms Bank With Shotgun


ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A woman claiming George W. Bush was threatening to kill her stormed a bank armed with a shotgun and held people hostage, police said.

"She said George W. Bush was trying to kill her," hostage Terry Homer said. "I honestly don't think she was in the right state of mind."

"She said she wanted to talk to George W. Bush and things like that and if everybody doesn't shut up, I'm going to kill everyone," Hostage John Del Vecchio said. "I was scared but I didn't want her to know I was scared."

http://www.local6.com/news/16442391/detail.html

[sasquatch]

1. Sounds like Midlo had some bad boxed wine

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[malaise]

2. Wine?

She probably regrets drinking the Bush Koolaid. :rofl:

[onehandle]

3. I think they should pick up this "George W. Bush" for questioning.

He sounds suspicious.

[nichomachus]

4. Just because she's crazy doesn't mean he's not trying to kill her

God knows, he's killed so many other people for no reason.

[kestrel91316]

5. Time for a psych evaluation, time in a locked unit, and serious meds.

She sounds like my mom, but with a gun added.

[left is right]

6. "Time for a psych evaluation, time in a locked unit, and serious meds."

Yeah, but how do we force * into seeking the help he needs. Oh wait, you probably meant that poor deluded woman who even though she held a bank full of employees and patrons hostage still doesn't sound as danger as the pResident.

[Wcross]

7. George W. Bush ia trying to kill ALL of us lady.

No need to take hostages.