GD-P was Raptured - I was left behind!

[DearAbby]

My religious Aunt told me this would happen...but I didn't believe her...NOW WHAT WILL I DO? wait...look at all the stuff that was left behind...there, look over there, is a fried keyboard with the Lock Caps key melted in place, with the "1" key rubbed down to nothing...it's blank....and lookie over here...yeah, there, an empty Dorito's bag...Lets walk over here... HEY, Lookie here, there is a book-bag...I wonder who tossed that over here? Keep walking...There are charred flame suits left everywhere...and see all these tin-foil hats? But look the fruit trees are bare..nothing but rinds and seeds left on the floor...Skinner this place is a dump...you were right to close it down.

It's much nicer in GD...Now hand over your fruit!

[helderheid]

1. You rock!

[DearAbby]

6. Time to make some FRUIT PUNCH!

:bounce:

[Bucky]

2. I drink your milkshake!

And it comes out my nose.

[Symarip]

3. See what happens when you question creationism?

You should have believed.

[newmajority]

4. Kirk Cameron is on the phone to Jesus right now

He'll get to the bottom of this!

[DearAbby]

12. Kirk has the big guy on speed dial

can't get "in" any better than that eh?

[JuniperLea]

5. I always figured I'd be left behind...

I've come to accept it:)

Yes, there is quite a mess... popcorn, spilled Kool-Aid, hair-balls...

:rofl:

I'm so happy to be GD: P FREE! Yay!

This is a local GD, for local people! We'll have no trouble here!

[DearAbby]

9. Hair balls are from the "lol-cats"

I told you hamsters were neater.

[Sundoggy]

7. Wash your hands first n/t

[malaise]

8. Great post

No entry here without vaccination papers :rofl:

[faithfulcitizen]

10. will there now be a GD- politics? the GD regulars aren't gonna like all the company, lol.

[DearAbby]

15. The GD Regulars had ample warning

Like the memo "GD-P Detirmined to strike, for better fruit trees" and the infamous Skinner - Brieffing "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES - GD-P Will be closed down 12:00 Noon on 06-11-08!"

they have no one to blame for this, they should have been better prepared...Now Hand over your Fruit gawd daymmit!!!

[merh]

11. *o*

[Jackpine Radical]

17. I'm for whirled peas.

[merh]

20. Let there be peas on earth

:hi:

[chill_wind]

21. LOL!! :-) n/t

[gateley]

13. K&R -- nt

[Mezzo]

14. meeeee too!

I always tell those assholes who preach that I had better "get right with God" that I would much rather "get LEFT with God"

[Jackpine Radical]

16. OMG I forgot about the book bags.

WooEeeee, that was a long rollercoaster ride.

[DearAbby]

18. Be careful over there...

the floor is sticky with dried koo laid, and there are "gates" everywhere. Skinner has just put up the "Yellow Caution tape" So we just have to stand here and point...::pointing in this direction::: Look there is the "Let it Sink swimming pool...with floaters...ew. and lookie over there :::pointing:::...chalk outlines of people who didn't make it...-a moment of silence inserted here-

Yes, GD-P has been raptured, we were destined to a better place, with bountiful fruit trees, greener pastures...Now I heard that Washington has nice fruit. LET'S GO GET EM!

[weezy2736]

19. And then reincarnated... stronger, faster, better. n/t