This gives new meaning to the phrase "praise the lord and pass the ammo":

[Initech]

Church Cancels Teen Gun Giveaway

OKLAHOMA CITY -- An Oklahoma church canceled a controversial gun giveaway for teenagers at a weekend youth conference.

Windsor Hills Baptist had planned to give away a semiautomatic assault rifle until one of the event's organizers was unable to attend.

The church’s youth pastor, Bob Ross, said it’s a way of trying to encourage young people to attend the event. The church expected hundreds of teenagers from as far away as Canada.

“We have 21 hours of preaching and teaching throughout the week,” Ross said.

http://www.koco.com/news/16860079/detail.html

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[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. 800 dollars that could've gone to a food bank. n/t

[Solly Mack]

2. Blessed are the young in age, for theirs is the kingdom of preaching, teaching & semiautomatics

Blessed are they that attend, for they shall be outfitted with firepower
Blessed are the teens, for they shall inherit the ammo
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after target practice, for they shall be reloaded

and so on and so forth

[patrice]

3. Mathew 23:something

= the Whited Sepulchre(s) who lead the Children of the Lord to DEATH.

[Initech]

4. Onward Christian soldiers... literally!

[csziggy]

5. Reminds of the bank in Bowling for Columbine....

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