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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:48 PM
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Limpballs: "Edwards might be attracted to a woman whose mouth did something other than talk" (MM)
Limbaugh: "Edwards might be attracted to a woman whose mouth did something other than talk"

On the August 12 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, Rush Limbaugh said of former Sen. John Edwards' recent disclosure of an extramarital affair: "I've got a theory about the motivations. Well, I don't know that I could -- I don't know that I can put this one on the air." Discussing his "theory," Limbaugh said, "We know -- we've been told that Elizabeth Edwards is smarter than John Edwards. That's part of the puff pieces on them that we've seen. Ergo, if Elizabeth Edwards is smarter than John Edwards, is it likely that she thinks she knows better than he does what his speeches ought to contain and what kind of things he ought to be doing strategy-wise in the campaign? If she is smarter than he is, could it have been her decision to keep going with the campaign? In other words, could it be that she doesn't shut up? Now, that's as far as I'm going to go." Limbaugh later added, "It just seems to me that Edwards might be attracted to a woman whose mouth did something other than talk." Limbaugh went on to say in a subsequent segment: "my theory that I just explained to you about why -- you know, what could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk."

Limbaugh also highlighted his comments on his website, RushLimbaugh.com (subscription required).

From the August 12 broadcast of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:

LIMBAUGH: Back to the phones. Winston-Salem, North Carolina, this is James. Nice to have you here, sir. Hello. Is he gone? James, you there? Aw, darn. He wanted to talk about Edwards and who knew and what were the motivations. And I've got a theory about the motivations. Well, I don't know that I could -- I don't know that I can put this one on the air.

JAMES GOLDEN (contributor known on-air as "Bo Snerdley"): Why not?

LIMBAUGH: Well, it's -- I mean, at some point, at some point, you gotta exhibit maturity and restraint. You know, and I do that constantly. But -- well, I don't -- look, let me see if I can run you through this and get you to think what I'm thinking without my actually saying it. That might be a pretty big talent if I could do that -- make you think what I'm going to say without my having to say it, therefore if anybody gets in trouble for saying it, you say it.

We know -- we've been told that Elizabeth Edwards is smarter than John Edwards. That's part of the puff pieces on them that we've seen. Ergo, if Elizabeth Edwards is smarter than John Edwards, is it likely that she thinks she knows better than he does what his speeches ought to contain and what kind of things he ought to be doing strategy-wise in the campaign? If she is smarter than he is, could it have been her decision to keep going with the campaign? In other words, could it be that she doesn't shut up? Now, that's as far as I'm going to go.

Well, you're -- Snerdley says he's missing something. If you're missing it, you're going to have to provide it. What are you missing? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I can't close the loop on it. I can't close the loop on it. I'm on -- you know, I'm in a little quicksand already today talking about how the chicks are giving us boring pictures of the female athletes from the Olympics. Because I know -- you -- the diversity crowd's going to be upset. They're going to -- "Ooh, do you mean the Olympics are just so you guys can ogle wom--" Yes, because we do not care to watch 'em compete. But back to Elizabeth and the Breck Girl.

I'm sorry, my friends, I just -- I can't. It just seems to me that Edwards might be attracted to a woman whose mouth did something other than talk.

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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:50 PM
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1. I might listen to Rush, if his mouth did something other than defecate.
So I'll pass.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:50 PM
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2. As I said previously, calling limpballs a piece of shit is an insult to shit.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:51 PM
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3. That untreated addict?
Who cares what he thinks. He's a comeeeeeedian. And a really really bad one.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:51 PM
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How would Limpdick recognize a real woman?
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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:51 PM
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4. I Heard Rush Limbaugh Likes Sleeping with Little Boys
I would hate to spread a rumor of course, so I won't say Rush Limbaugh likes sleeping with little boys, ever again.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:54 PM
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5. And he's a hardcore junkie as well
Or so I hear.

Where DO these rumors ever start, anyways?
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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:06 PM
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10. Not Sure Where I Heard, "Rush Limbaugh Sleeps with Little Boys"
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:19 PM
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13. It probably started because Limpballs
went to the Dominican Republic, a country know for child prostitution, with a ton of a Viagra not prescribed to him. But no, I will not stoop as low as OxyViagraRush and say that he sleeps with boys. No, no I will not. I mean, really, just because he went to the Dominican Republic, a destination known for exploiting children, especially young Haitian boys, in the sex trade, does not mean he went there with that in mind. He probably used the Viagra to masturbate from his hotel room window whenever he saw a poor man get slapped in the street or a dog run over. Yeah, that is probably why he had the Viagra. He would never sleep with boys.
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 08:55 PM
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6. I thought about posting this nastiness about Elizabeth, but didn't have your courage.
Edited on Tue Aug-12-08 08:56 PM by faygokid
I heard about this, too, but knew if I mentioned it, the Screamers would come out on DU (WHO CARES?!?! WHY DO YOU LISTEN?!?!? I AM SO ABOVE THAT.)

You know, the same crowd that is prepared to accept this kind of hate, because they are numb to it, and Rush can do whatever he wants, and say whatever he wants, and decent people let it go by now.

That crowd. The ones that are going to attack you, instead of Rush.

Thanks for having the guts to post this. I'm recommending it.

And good luck. You will need it.


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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:26 PM
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14. Thanks, faygokid.
Hopefully, folks here know I'm not being gratuitous.

Atrios --- http://www.eschatonblog.com/2008_08_10_archive.html#1290926001677374306
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:34 PM
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16. Not I. I don't listen to the Drug Addled Gasbag because
of this hateful trash. I've never been able to get numb to it. He's a big, fat freaking hypocrite who makes money spewing his trash and he harms our society and the discourse within.

I just make a point of not doing business with any company that advertises on his show. :hi:
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:00 PM
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7. OMG, I think Rush just said he fantasizes about blowing Edwards.
Give it up, Rush. You're a liar, junkie, sniffer of liberal panties and buggerer. Edwards has his standards. :puke:
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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:03 PM
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8. are you talking about the junkie pedophile limbaugh?
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:04 PM
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9. to me, that is way worse than nappy headed bla bla it is time for that gas bag to go
I wish something would happen to take him off the air
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:09 PM
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11. Letting your jealousy show again, huh Rush?
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:13 PM
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12. and rushbo might be attracted to little boys whose asses end up doing something other than shitting.
pedophile junkie fuckwad.
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Matariki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:29 PM
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15. Well - I'm smarter than Limbaugh. If he pays, I'll let him clean my toilet with that mouth of his
Which is about all it's good for.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:34 PM
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17. Rush (as a little boy)
Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl now?

No Rushie, flush it like everyone else.

Bada bing..
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DailyGrind51 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:35 PM
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18. This guy needs to follow Savage!
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:41 PM
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19. I heard that Limpballs is attracted to little boys.
Think I read it in the Enquirer.:dem:
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:43 PM
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20. Fuck that drug addicted pig bastard!
Jabba the oink.
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sknabt Donating Member (209 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:57 PM
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21. Married 3 times but never had sex
Thrice married but still a virgin Rush has never had anything around his dick but his right hand. ;)

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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:58 PM
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22. Why are you repeating such vile statements?
Have you no shame? Elizabeth Edwards is a Du'er and this is out of the bounds of decency.
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:09 PM
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23. Oh look, a junkie pedophile hates women.
Stop the fucking presses.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:12 PM
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24. this, from a guy that needs viagra. n/t
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QC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:16 PM
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25. He sounds like a lot pf people right here on DU these past few days. n/t
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:31 PM
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26. This from a guy who been married and divorced 3 times. n/t
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