Raise the expectations for the GOP convention!

[ColbertWatcher]

I was going to post this in another thread, but felt it might be considered "thread-jacking".

So, i invite everyone to help raise (not lower) the expectations for the GOP convention in this thread!

My predictions:

* every day will be a sell-out!
* David Lynch will produce a movie about how amazing John McCain and Cindy McCain are!
* Kelsey Grammar will show up and sing or do some other wonderfully entertaining thing!
* every Hollywood republican will appear and proclaim what a great chance they have to keep Congress, keep the White House and keep the world safe from swarthy European slavs!

Post your astronomically raised expectations for the GOP convention!

[Ken Burch]

1. All female delegates will immaculately conceive during McCain's stirring acceptance speech!

The children will all be born heterosexual and fully-clothed.

[opihimoimoi]

2. They will bring the real ELVIS to sing for the crowds(76 so far) on day 2

:toast:

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Jesus will return and accept McCain's invitation to be VP! n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

4. No one will have to correct McCain after he says something! n/t

[Generic Brad]

5. All four minority delegates will get to address the convention

And they will also get excessive face time when the camera pans the crowd.

[Ken Burch]

6. Joe Lieberman will appear to have a PULSE!

(It'll involve cutting-edge re-animation techniques, but still...)

[cynatnite]

7. George Bush will give John a slobbery kiss on the lips n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

8. ...While grabbing his ass! n/t