McCain To Pick Ronald Reagan As VP

[CLG_News]

McCain To Pick Ronald Reagan As VP By R J Shulman 22 Aug 2008 Bucking all of the predictions regarding his choice of a running mate, Senator John McCain will choose Ronald Reagan to run as his Vice President, the Post Times Sun Dispatch learned today. "This is a brilliant move," said Charles Scniender, a strategist for the Republican Party, "as it will bring all the conservatives and Reagan Democrats to the polls to vote for McCain."

"The choice of Reagan is also a positive for McCain because he will look young and vigorous compared to Reagan and he will look more attentive," Schnieder said. "I couldn't have suggested a better choice," said Dick Cheney, "except for me, of course."

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[rateyes]

1. Great! TWO corpses in charge.

[cynatnite]

2. THIS IS HUGH!!!!1!!!1!

:rofl:

[CLG_News]

3. LOL! n/t

[bdamomma]

4. Lieberman will be the end of McCain

[Initech]

5. This reminds me of Lewis Black's Red, White & Screwed special.

At the end he advocates that we elect a dead guy as president, and that Reagan would be absolutely perfect for the job. :rofl:

[Misskittycat]

6. Thanks. I needed that. Really.

[zbdent]

7. No, he'd have to make it Strom to make McCain look younger ...

[baldguy]

8. Sweet Zombie Reagan!

Tanned, rested & ready.

[CLG_News]

12. Yikes! n/t

[TlalocW]

9. I've been saying for weeks

That when McCain announces, he's going to be in one of his befuddled gaffe-prone modes, and he's going to announce Barack Obama as his running mate because he's "heard such good things about the young man."

After which his handlers will whisk him away for a day or two out of the media spotlight while Sean Hannity foams at the mouth with his, "HE WAS A POW," excuse for everything stupid McCain does.

TlalocW

[Hubert Flottz]

10. That Reagan cheese is molded by now!

I'm hungry but I won't be taken in by that bullshit!

[ItNerd4life]

11. Damn! That's funny. I love good humor. Nicely done! nt

[DemoTex]

13. Juano McGuano

Batshit crazy.

[mkultra]

14. heres a future portrait

[CLG_News]

15. LOL - it is truly repulsive! n/t

[mkultra]

17. i know. it makes me cringe

thus i share it. :)

[BuelahWitch]

19. I see he's employed Pickle's makeup artist...

:hide:

[gatorboy]

16. He's going to be very disappointed with the convention.

There won't be a single brain in the building.

[KharmaTrain]

18. Yeah...That's The TIcket...I Can See The Posters Now...

This sounds like a job for Swamp Rat!!!

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