Giuliani’s Ex-wives March on Washington

[IChing]

Giuliani’s Ex-wives March on Washington
Police Estimate Crowd at 200,000
In a dramatic display of political strength in numbers, an organization comprising the ex-wives
of Republican presidential candidate Rudolph Giuliani marched on Washington today,
demanding that their thousands of voices be heard.

The organization, which calls itself Focus on the Ex-Family and which claims
as its members all 300,000 former wives of the former New York City mayor,
marched from the Capitol building to the White House in one of the largest political demonstrations in recent memory.

By organizing the massive demonstration in the nation’s capital,
the exes of New York’s former mayor were hoping to prove
that they are the Republican Party’s largest single voting bloc
and thus deserve a prominent role in choosing the G.O.P. nominee. >>>snip


Elsewhere, in recognition of Daylight Savings Time, President Bush set the country back fifty years.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp

OK, my last story I posted was true and this one is satire............or is it?

[Erika]

1. LMAO. Thanks for the post

Rudy's wives could be joined by Newts. They're one circus act to follow.

[Bolo Boffin]

2. Republican Candidates in general

That could be Onion-worthy.

The Previous Wives Against Republican Candidates? P-WARC?

Each one could carry a banner spelling out a policy their husband abandoned to claim the religious right's blessing.

[EFerrari]

3. LMAO!

:rofl: