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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:01 PM Original message |
Oy! The Baptists knocked on my door and asked me if I believed in God. |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. LOL |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 07:12 PM Response to Reply #1 |
46. The fastest I ever saw Mormons leave was when my sister's |
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AzNick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 08:10 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Next time I will ask for democratic missionaries only |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. The LDS came by once. I used Bill Maher's phrase. |
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AzNick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:06 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. Worse trick: order someone Book of Mormon |
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glinda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
2. Are you sure they were really Baptists? |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:07 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. They probably were Rethugs, bu t they had Baptist lit. nt |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
3. I generally ask them "Which God? There are so many to choose from" |
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The_Casual_Observer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
4. pi are round |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:33 PM Response to Reply #4 |
52. The book of Parabola, Ch. 4, Vs. 27. n/t |
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Connie_Corleone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. Since when do Baptists go door to door? |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:17 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Yes! They come from the Baptist Temple which is about 2 miles from here. |
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yellowdogintexas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:03 PM Response to Reply #8 |
36. trying to convert you, build the church. that is a time honored tradition |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:30 PM Response to Reply #6 |
25. Some of them have an Avon business on the side, so it's really efficient. |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:05 PM Response to Reply #6 |
38. Some really conservative ones do. |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
7. ROFL--Great way to start the day, tanny! |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:21 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Nope. They came by once before, but I was half asleep. |
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dbonds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. You are supposed to save the Jehovia Witness flyers to give to the others when they knock. |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:23 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. They were Baptists and I do save the lit for religious recycles. |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:32 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. I absolutely love this. |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:10 PM Response to Reply #13 |
41. No problem!I'm sure they thought Fibonacci was an agent of Satan! nt |
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dbonds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:49 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. Here's a link if you want to quote any of the classics |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:13 PM Response to Reply #16 |
43. Thanks! I love having lots of sources to turn to! nt |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
23. You were attacked? |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:47 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. LOL! A friend once did something hilarious along those lines. |
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pansypoo53219 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
12. i usaully say i have issues with catholics |
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DemoRabbit (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
14. Just tell them you're on your way out the door to worship satan |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:54 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Wrong answer. That's the worst possible thing to do. |
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Chulanowa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 02:43 PM Response to Reply #17 |
30. know what I call that? |
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DCKit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:09 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. MY God is low maintenance. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
18. Yes that is why she had the crusades, so we could learn about math, health care, and bathing |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
19. I keep a Book of Mormon handy when the fundies come a knockin' |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:09 PM Response to Reply #19 |
40. OMG. I so admire people who have the guts to do these things. |
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SeaLyons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
21. That's hilarious.... |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:29 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. i used to do that but it only gets them to the next victim faster. |
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SeaLyons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:36 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. I admire your moxy.... |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #21 |
44. Oooooh! |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
22. When you find out they are in the hood put on black lingerie light black candles... |
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shaniqua6392 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
27. My Daughter's fiance takes off his pants and shirt |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
28. My dad used to tell them he was Roman Catholic. They ran away and never came back. |
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Vincardog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
29. NExt time say "The BIBLE says to beware of False profits, the real saved can survive |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
31. k&r - that's hysterical! |
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greenman3610 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
32. I usually say |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:10 PM Response to Reply #32 |
42. Hah! Good one. |
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ejpoeta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
33. great! now it isn't just the jehovah's witnesses i have to fend off!! |
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glitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
34. That's good. :) mine is simpler, I just smile mysteriously and say 'Well, I believe in MY God" |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
35. Math nerds for the win! n/t |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
37. LOL. Bookmarked. |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
39. Makes sense to me. I love the Finonacci series. |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 04:20 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. Song of Solomom. |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 08:06 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Now that's funny. |
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tannybogus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
50. I had to go to church until I moved out on my own. |
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demwing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-11-08 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
53. I avoided some Jehovah's Witnesses by inviting them inside to chant Hare Krishna! |
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