I have three questions:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1.) If McCain can't handle campaigning and dealing with the economy at the same time, how in the hell is this dip shit going to be President?
2.) What happens if a candidate dies during a campaign?
3.) And just so I'm clear, if McCain can't handle campaigning and dealing with the economy at the same time, how in the hell is the dip shit going to be President?

[clydefrand]

1. #2...depends on which candidate dies? :-)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. I just meant ANY candidate.

What happens?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. I got this one........

1. Did you know John McCain was a POW during the Vietnam era?

2. John McCain was a POW.

3. It's well-known that John McCain was a POW.

[colorado thinker]

4. And I hear he

didn't have a table . . .

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. I have no idea what the hell that even means....

...but I am still cracking my ass up.
Duckie

[colorado thinker]

8. It refers to

some conversation about Americans sitting around their kitchen tables worrying about their future. He said something to the effect that "I was a POW for 5.5 years and didn't even have a table", or something like that.

I commend him for his service but Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what a doofus.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. I felt for him when he said that,

because, imagine, he also lived for five-and-one-half years - he was a POW, you know - without a bidet.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. ...

:rofl:
Best reply EVER.
Duckie

[amdezurik]

3. you're asking the wrong question

the question should be how can such a proud man lower himself to be a puppet for traitors (the PNAC'ers)?