Poll: Can the GOP get Palin debate ready by October 2nd?

[Liberal_in_LA]

Poll question: Poll: Can the GOP get Palin debate ready by October 2nd?

Poll: Can the GOP get Palin debate ready by October 2nd? (on edit... We've seen the best she can do after 2 or 3 weeks of preparation. They have 7 more days or so to whip her into debate shape. Can they do it?)

[marmar]

1. Yeah, if the debate is on the Muppet Show with Beeker (the one who can't talk)....

n/t

[Historic NY]

2. "Okay Charlie"

[RiverStone]

3. I'd say 9 of 10 DUers could kick her ass on the issues --- no sarcasm!

The other 1 of 10 of us would be laughing too hard to finish the debate. :think:

[tim1234]

4. Sarah Oh Sarah

Sarah, Oh Sarah-Bob D.

I felt my harpoon, I looked at the sky,
When the children were babies and played on the ice.
You came up behind me, I saw you go by,
You were always so close and steaming of vice.

Sarah, Sarah,
Whatever made you want to change your mind?
Sarah, Sarah,
So easy to look at, so hard to refine.

I can still see them playin' with their guns in the lands,
They run to the cabin their pistols to fill.
I can still see the shells fallin' out of their hands
As they follow each other up to the kill.
Sarah, Sarah,
Sweet virgin angel, sweet love of my life,
Sarah, Sarah,
North star jewel, Republican wife.

Sleepin' in the woods by a fire in the night,
Drinkin' whale juice in a Danali car,
Them playin' leapfrog and hearin' about the Light,
You in the marketplace in MooseJaw-la-Mar.

Sarah, Sarah,
It's all so clear, I could never forget,
Sarah, Sarah,
Lovin' you is the one thing I'll never regret.

I can still hear the sounds of those End Timer bells,
I'd taken the cure and had just gotten through,
Stayin' up for days in the Four Horse Hotel,
Writin' "Glad-Eyed Lady of the Snowlands" for you.

Sarah, Sarah,
Wherever we travel we're never apart.
Sarah, oh Sarah,
Beautiful lady, so dear to my heart.

How did I meet you? I don't know.
A messenger sent me a deep revelation.
You were there in the winter, moonlight on the snow
And on St. Paul Lane just a great sensation.

Sarah, oh Sarah,
Aquarian Sphinx in an Eskimo dress,
Sarah, Sarah,
He must forgive us our unworthiness.

Now the shore is deserted except for some crude
And a piece of a dead bird that lies on the shore.
You always responded, you weren't so prude,
You gimme a map and the key to your door.

Sarah, oh Sarah,
Borealis nymph with an UZI and bow,
Sarah, oh Sarah,
Don't ever leave me, please just go.

Note: This early draft (never before published) of Sara was discovered
by garbologist AJ Weberman in the 1970's.
These events involving Bob and Sarah took place in the eighties.
Must have been during Bob's Christian time.
Remarkably prescient Bob's life and
music transcend time, space and whatever else there is.

[Liberal_in_LA]

5. Most would have sense enough to stop talking about Alaska's border with Russia. Sheesh!

[NightHawk63]

6. How about HELL %#$&ing NO!!! nt