Every time BUSH comes out to speak, the market TANKS

[BrainStorm]

So what's that about?

[Occam Bandage]

1. Yep. Also, every time he doesn't speak, the market tanks. This is what, the sixth straight day of

triple-digit losses? I think we're beyond "lol it's because Bush is talking."

[rucky]

2. It's the Reverse Midas Touch

[joebreak1]

3. bush

what a bush
I will stick with the rainbow side

[tuckessee]

4. Yep, the Piehole Effect has been the only constant of late. n/t

[lunatica]

5. It's his perfect score as a Catastrophic Success

:nuke:

[shaniqua6392]

6. Because he is such a liar that no one believes him any more.

We all figure that the opposite of what he says is true. He says to stay calm, so the stock market crashes again.