**WARNING** This YardSIGN is protected a Pitbull w/o Lipstick, and a Double barrel!

[Heather MC]

:rofl: I dare you!

[Klukie]

1. OMG Hilarious

[YOY]

2. Couple of cuties!

n/t

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Shoot! That's the yard sign that was stolen from my yard in August!

[krispos42]

39. Trying to get it back....

...would end badly for you on several levels.

:-)

[Submariner]

4. Please post the photo of the McNuts fool who tries to remove it

if one becomes available.

[FatDave]

17. Contact the county coroner for photo.

[Jackpine Radical]

23. I think I found the guy...

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/18/whittington_wideweb__470x353,0.jpg

[norepubsin08]

5. another way of protecting it is

to implant razor blades (if it is a wood stake sign) so just the tip is sticking out. It only takes some asshole once to get his hand shredded.

[mikeytherat]

24. No need - use Vaseline and finely pureed Chocolate or Red Savina Habanero peppers.

Wear latex gloves (very, very important). Puree several peppers and mix with the vaseline. Smear liberally (hah!) all over sign and especially the stakes or post. Will defer most dorks after one exposure, especially if the perp touches his face or naughty bits with the concoction.

mikey_the_rat

[spin]

37. Unless of course you run across one of the few inidviduals...

who love habanero peppers and hot sauce. I find jalapeño peppers moderately hot and enjoy eating one as a snack. Habanero peppers are a lot hotter, but I could probably eat one without any serious side effects if someone dared me to and laid a five dollar bill on the table. I once watched a lady from one of the Caribbean islands eat a habanero raw. The manager of the vegetable department in a grocery store asked her if she found the peppers hot. She merely smiled and ate one with no problem at all.

One of my favorite breakfasts is a Jimmy Dean Breakfast bowl. I slice up two jalapeño peppers, a Habanero pepper and a small tomato and add them to the breakfast bowl along with a couple tablespoons of hot picante sauce. One great way to start my day. If I do forget to wash my hands after cutting the peppers and rub my eyes, my eyes sting a little. No big deal. The worst side effect I suffer is something called the "ring of fire" the next morning when I go to the bathroom.

I've loved hot sauce all my life. When I was very young I would put a drop of Tabasco sauce on a spoon and eat it. Eventually I could eat a full teaspoon of Tabasco sauce without any problems. Somewhere along the way I seem to have lost my sense of taste and to a degree my ability to smell. This has had some advantages. After I was divorced and living alone, I could cover of the taste of the meals I prepared with a liberal dose of hot sauce. I never had to worry about my Labrador Retriever eating my food if I left the room.

More Americans today are enjoying real hot sauces. The fad is addictive and has turned into a hobby.

If you're curious about this phenomena visit a site like:
http://www.onlinehotsauce.com/

I nothing else, the hot sauce labels can be humorous.


or:


The Palin hot sauce is probably not all the hot (nor is she), but beware of Da Bomb.

[aikoaiko]

6. Looks like a coach gun, very nice.

Barefoot and armed.

[SteveM]

25. Where I grew up in North Florida, that's called a "quail gun." (nt)

[hootinholler]

7. I give it an hour

Before your head is photoshopped onto flag bikini girl with a gun.

:rofl:

-Hoot

[Gruenemann]

8. Beautiful azaleas, too!

[FatDave]

18. Sexist pig!

Just leave her azaleas out of it!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SIMPLYB1980]

9. This is great!

:yourock:

[Froward69]

10. Bless you !!!

may I use this photo on graigslist and possibly emails???

[lpbk2713]

11. Given my druthers, I'd just as soon face off with the pit bull.

:thumbsup: :hi: :thumbsup:

[Vickers]

12. Woo hoo!

That's fantastic!

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:

[here_is_to_hope]

13. Diggin' the bare feet! LMAO! n/t

[SteveM]

45. In Florida, bare feet don't draw a second glance -- unless you're into them!

[stoge18]

14. you ROCK!

Heather MC, you rock!

Reminds me a bit of my brother's shirt that says, "This liberal's fixin to kick your ass!" Nobody calls him on it either. He is one tough SOB. Almost as tough as Heather MC....

[dkofos]

15. The dog sure has that DON'T FUCK WITH MOMMY look!!

[bkkyosemite]

16. Great Pic...luv it!

[Lugnut]

19. All right!

:toast:

[TahitiNut]

20. She's even LEFT-handed.

:rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

21. Can I have a puppy?

You go girl!


:thumbsup:

(I see your azaleas are blooming out of season like ours are.)

[Downtown Hound]

22. After seeing the photo

I'm tempted to steal the sign and then immediately surrender myself to your mercy.

[Ichingcarpenter]

26. I would immediately surrender myself to her mercy too

Even if I didn't steal the sign.

[Gregorian]

27. Side by side, no less.

Poochkins looks quite ready and experienced. You know, Charlton Heston wasn't such a bad guy after all.

I, on the other hand, just sit there with my machiato.

[Vektor]

28. YOU GO GIRL!!

Beautiful lady, beautiful dog.

My hat's off to you both! :patriot:

Your dog RULES, but you probably already know this! Give him/her a love for me. :hug:

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

29. Would you shoot someone stealing the yard sign?

[spin]

33. Of course not...I doubt that she would either...

From Use of Deadly Force for Lawful Self-Defense found on the Florida Division of Licensing web page:

Q. When can I use my handgun to protect myself?

A. Florida law justifies use of deadly force when you are:

* Trying to protect yourself or another person from death or serious bodily harm;
* Trying to prevent a forcible felony, such as rape, robbery, burglary or kidnapping.

Using or displaying a handgun in any other circumstances could result in your conviction for crimes such as improper exhibition of a firearm, manslaughter, or worse.

Example of the kind of attack that will not justify defending yourself with deadly force: Two neighbors got into a fight, and one of them tried to hit the other by swinging a garden hose. The neighbor who was being attacked with the hose shot the other in the chest. The court upheld his conviction for aggravated battery with a firearm, because an attack with a garden hose is not the kind of violent assault that justifies responding with deadly force.
http://licgweb.doacs.state.fl.us/weapons/self_defense.html

Stealing a yard sign doesn't justify the use of deadly force.

But the picture is interesting and humorous.

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

34. Beautiful dog.

Now spin I've seen some hoses do some damage. Granted you wouldn't use them in the garden because they were flowing 250 gallons per minute. I appreciate you cross posting this.

David

[spin]

38. Thanks. (n/t)

[tblue37]

30. Pretty doggie! nt

[bertman]

31. Heather MC, I'm pretty sure somebody's thinkin' about stealin' my Obama sign.

Would you mind sendin' your security team over to my place for a few days?!!

[Bryn]

32. Cool! So Glad they're on our side!

Whew! :rofl:

[susanna]

35. Well, I have just one thing to say to that picture...

:kick: :yourock:

[susanna]

36. OK. Bad form to respond to one's own post, but...

...I guess I had TWO things to say. So sorry! :-)

[krispos42]

40. Pretty, confident, curvy, comfortable with a gun...

... and self-assured.

If she's smart, I'm in love... :loveya:

[spin]

41. Pit Bulls have a really bad reputation as do guns....

Bur a lot depends on the owners of both.

A pit bull raised properly is an excellent intelligent dog. My daughter had a wonderful pit bull which was stolen from her yard in south Florida. She was watching a local news program from Miami and believed she recognized the dog on a news clip of dogs acquired from a dog fighting ring. Her dog had some unusual markings for a pit bull. She contacted the news department of the TV station, but was informed that the dogs had already been euthanized. She was heart broken.

[jennied]

42. I love it!!

[spin]

43. This lady might have made a good choice as Obama's VP...

assuming she has some intelligence. Obviously she does as she supports Obama.

She's better looking than Sarah Palin and she would cancel out any votes that McCain gained by choosing Palin.

[amber_86]

44. Love it

What a pretty pitbull.