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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:26 PM Original message |
Wal-Mart Arms Greeters With Semi-Automatic Weapons |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
1. "High quality merchandise and terrific values"?! How much did the cue card cost?!! |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
2. No, really. Onion? |
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CBGLuthier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:29 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. If it was the Onion it might have been funny |
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Regret My New Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Jeez... They can't all be gems. |
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boozepusher (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
3. I would think a billy club would suffice. |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:39 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. a saw'd off shotgun is a better Crowd Stopper |
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foo_bar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 05:22 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. that's the standard in Latin American retail from what I've seen |
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deaniac21 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:16 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. Set up a sand bag possition and use the M19 |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 03:24 PM Response to Reply #15 |
27. The crowd will just call in close air support |
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gogoplata (226 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
5. About time. |
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dmallind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
6. Hate to be pedantic.... |
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ShortnFiery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 03:06 PM Response to Reply #6 |
24. It looks like a cross between a bb rifle and a .22 cal. |
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ieoeja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 03:15 PM Response to Reply #6 |
26. Are you certain? |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
9. okay, so a person gets trampled because of shitty organization, lack of security |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 11:58 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Umm, I think this is satire. (n/t) |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:11 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Dang, punked again. |
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seemslikeadream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:19 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. It's so difficult not to get punked these days |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 02:06 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. oh so true... |
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ShortnFiery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 03:10 PM Response to Reply #9 |
25. Better than clearing a path with a Claymore antipersonnel mine. |
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SheilaT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
10. Yet another reason not to shop at WalMart. |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-02-08 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
11. If this is a real story, I'm George Bush. n/t |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
17. At least now they can deal with those who get in the Express Lane with more than 10 items. |
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tjwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. LOL...I like the next story-"Airlines Roll Out New Punch-In-The-Face Fee" |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
19. They probably have to buy their own ammo |
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spin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. They might get a discount on the ammo WalMart sells... |
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cboy4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
21. The funniest apect of the story is reading the DUers who |
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ShortnFiery (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-03-08 03:05 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Yeppers! Personally, If I were a greeter, I'd select a double barrel shotgun. |
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