Rapture Alert: Robotic bugs have been developed to record Christians in their homes

[Bluebear]

When the fundy Bush contingent falls, they fall hard. :crazy:

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Well, Christians are starting to suffer persecution here in the United States. The gay invasion of that one church, a week or two ago, is a prime example.

When the stuff really starts to hit the fan, there will be more Christians standing up against it. That's where these little robobugs come in handy. Any Christians who protest, even in the privacy of their own homes, can be recorded and attacked right then.

That is a very scary scenario but I believe that it will ultimately be a true one.

Get out of bed each morning and kill every fly, spider, and mosquito before saying one word. Like I said, they can say anything they want, but I believe they are for us because when it comes down to it, The true Christian is the enemy of the world.

~Come quickly, Lord Jesus~

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[saltpoint]

1. Wow. After reading that excerpt I need to listen to Janis Joplin

immediately.

[Jamastiene]

2. OMFG

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

3. That person needs pills, and a big nurse to make sure (s)he takes them.

:scared:

[Sebastian Doyle]

4. Those goddamn little gay robot spiders are all over my house

And for gay robot spiders, they sure seem to reproduce fast! :scared:

[Downtown Hound]

5. It's part of the evil gay robot spider agenda

They have found a way to bypass traditional marriage and sex done for procreation only and replace it with their sick, nazi-esque, artificial cloning experiments. Mad gay science straight out of the Nazi playbook!

[Adsos Letter]

6. As has been said in other similar situations...

"The stupid is strong with this one..."

[old mark]

7. And, if I may add.

These people is fuckin' crazy.

(I worked in a mental hospital and this recalls a guy who warned me about the electric spiders who lived in the TV set in the dayroom.
I told him the night nurse took care of them and he smlied and said,"Bless you.")

mark

[azurnoir]

8. Bugs in Christian home

Please, please, please say they're cockroaches even electronic ones

[Hekate]

9. What gay invasion of a church? Kill every fly, spider, and mosquito before saying a word? Yikes.

This is really, really sad. And scary.

Hekate

[ccharles000]

10. omg

[charlie]

11. "Get out of bed each morning and kill every fly, spider, and mosquito..."

Get out of bed and kill that bug up your ass first and you'll be a lot better off.

Miserable little creatures, have no reason for living if they can't pretend they're stars of battle-for-the-earth high dramas. Afraid of being what they are -- ordinary.

The idiot who runs that blog has a GodTube channel:

http://www.godtube.com/RaptureAlert/

[saltpoint]

12. 'am told by a reliable source within the psychiatric community that when

some people see animals that the rest of us do not see, it tends to be bugs.

Insects.

James Stewart being an obvious exception.

[Sebastian Doyle]

33. Maybe somebody's been spiking the communion wine with a little "liquid sunshine"?

[saltpoint]

36. Now THAT is a damned festive looking messianic figure.

And snappily garbed for WELL less than Gov. Palin's monthly clothing budget!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. I want to mail this guy ant antfarm. n/t

[LeftyMom]

14. I'm thinking some weatherstripping, duct tape, plastic sheeting and a case of bug bombs.

I think evil thoughts sometimes. Hilarious evil thoughts.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. When you think they can't get any scarier, they prove you SO wrong.

:rofl:

[MadHound]

16. Well, at least that will keep them occupied

If they're busy killing bugs, they're too busy to get into other mischief.:shrug: I say dump a box of bugs down their chimney every single morning. By the time they get done killing, it's bedtime again.

[Demeter]

17. Tom DeLay: Urgent Calls On Line 1,2,,3,,,,,

[juno jones]

18. Why do I have the opening sequence of 'Scanner Darkly'

running thru my mind.

Phil would have appreciated this.

[shadowknows69]

20. No doubt

[ContinentalOp]

37. Haha, it's cool to see your avatar.

I made that a long time ago and forgot about it. Also, A Scanner Darkly is my favorite PKD so :thumbsup: :toast:

[shadowknows69]

19. For having an all powerful God

I've never seen such a group of scared little children in my life. "Please come quickly Lord Jesus. People are picking on me WAHHHHHH!!!!"

[Vickers]

21. "~Come quickly, Lord Jesus~"

+1

[IDemo]

22. It would be great fun to sneak into one of these people's homes

and leave clothing and shoes from some of their fellow Rapturites draped on the sofa in a compromising position.

[WritersBlock]

29. !!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tom_paine]

30. Though I don't condone this and would never do it, how 'bout releasing a few roaches

in the house.

Watch the Nutsies, or it is Not-Sees, scurry madly about their home trying to eradicate all the evil robotic recorder roaches.

Or are roaches too big? Perhaps a bag of Drosophila. Not harmful and watch the loonies scurry.

[marmar]

23. OMG.....Gay spies are violating FISA !!!

:crazy:

A mind is a terrible thing to lose.

[noel711]

24. I'm not surprised by this point of view...

most fundies believe that God is the big spy in the sky
recording every thing we do, and tallying everything up for
judgment day.

This is sad and pathetic,
but as I've said about a thousand times here at DU
not every Christian is paranoid nor fundamentalistic.

Just because an uneducated freeper says something
incredibly stupid, do not believe every Christian
walks in lock step with that view.

And the statement: "Come quickly Lord Jesus"
is the Advent prayer of sincere people of faith.
NOT to pray for some militaristic judge who'll
mow down anyone who doesn't agree with the
fundies,
but a prayer that justice and peace arrive on the earth.
Which IS the prayer of people of faith of any persuasion,
and hopefully the goal of every progressive,
whether they are religious, agnostic or atheist.

[spinbaby]

25. Hey, don't make fun

They'e exhibiting classic symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and need help and medication.

(Okay, so it IS very funny:rofl:)

[BoneDaddy]

26. OH dear God

please put this person out of their misery. Talk about paranoia

[LeftinOH]

27. This sort-of reminds me of the film (and play) "Bug" ..with Ashley Judd...

paranoid schizophrenia is scary.

[Lance_Boyle]

28. One must wonder what the code words "fly, spider and mosquito" mean.

Fly I would assume is code for homosexuals. A clever bit of wordplay incorporating elements of "gay" and "fag" that the fundamentalpatients couldn't resist. Spiders is a bit tougher but I'm going to guess they mean hispanics - a play on their old Archie Bunker term for hispanics. Mosquitos quite obviously are muslims - they pray in mosques. Yes indeed - fundamentalpatient code words. If they weren't so damned inept at life I'd be worried.

[Ezlivin]

31. Just wait until the Robotic Anal Probes show up

They'll learn the true meaning of End Times.

[XOKCowboy]

32. when it comes down to it, The true Christian is the enemy of the world

Hard to dispute that...

[sarcasmo]

34. I thought for sure this was an Onion article.

More zany religious jargon.

[Swamp Rat]

35. How the fuck did they discover my gay nanobots?

Maybe I should have put little mustaches on them? :D