A new guy will be moving into my neighborhood in mid-January. He might be a child molester.

[Buzz Clik]

He seems like a nice guy. He has no history of molesting children; in fact, he's coordinated children's activities for about 10 years without a single complaint. But, he has all the signs of being a child molester: white, age 20 to 50, male.

He hasn't moved in yet. The movers are scheduled to arrive in six weeks.

I think I'm going to call the cops today. Why wait for a problem to develop?

[Radical Activist]

1. lol

Is this post in response to something or just a random display of prejudice?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. You live in a good neighborhood, yeah?

Yeah, those people shouldn't be in the good neighborhoods.

Only the bad ones in the city.

[MarkInCA]

3. ????

:popcorn:

[kiva]

4. Check his birth certificate.

Can't be too careful, you know.

[elkston]

5. :) Nice satire.

Perfectly sums up the all the negative posts about Obama we've been getting lately.

[Buzz Clik]

6. Methinks I should purge the contents of my stomach.

What is wrong with this place?

[BoneDaddy]

10. Ah...

Sorry slow on the uptake...long week.

Yeah very nice touch.

[tjwash]

7. I have very high expectations for this thread.

Yep. I do.

[Buzz Clik]

8. I was disappointed with it long before it was posted.

[BoneDaddy]

9. Confused...

is this a joke or in response to something equally ludicrous?

[dysfunctional press]

11. you might want to considewr adding a sarcasm smilie while you still can...

some people can't recognize it without one.

[aikoaiko]

12. I can tell its satire, but what is it a satire of?

:shrug:

[Buzz Clik]

13. Preemptive angst and fake outrage.

It's infectious, and DU should be quarantined.

[KamaAina]

14. Do you live in Dallas, by any chance?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081205/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_s_new_home

:P

[Buzz Clik]

17. Oh, my. You just trumped my ace of spades.

:rofl:

Thank you for making my evening.

[rug]

15. Which movers did he pick?

[Buzz Clik]

16. That is an excellent -- a totally relevant -- question.

Actually, his choice of movers is the source of my concern: Atlas. This is the same moving company preferred by Jeffery Dahmer. How about that!???!!!1