CANONICAL LIST OF FULLDECKISMS

[Are_grits_groceries]

1."And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load."
2."Duh!" on parade.
3.$HOME = /dev/null.
4.3K RAM free, no EMS.
5.A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.
6.A 1.0 in a 4.5 installation.
7.A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
8.A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
9.A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
10.A bad case of colon nose.
11.A barnacle on the ship of progress.
12.A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
13.A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.
14.A butter knife in a steak / prime rib world.
15.A candidate for optorectomy. (Disconnection of optic nerve from rectum, to repair a crappy outlook on life.)
16.A couple of blocks behind the parade.
17.A day late and a dollar short.
18.A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
19.A dim bulb in the marquee of life.
20.A face designed for radio.
21.A face designed in a wind tunnel.
22.A few dice short of a full bag / role-player.
23.A few photons short of a hologram / holodeck.
24.A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question?
25.A great deal of pride, but very little to be proud of.
26.A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
27.A hemorrhoid on the face of the world.
28.A hop, skip, and jump from success, but to get there he'd have to give up chewing gum.
29.A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
30.A lap behind the field.
31.A legend in his own mind.
32.A logically defunct twit.
33.A looney tune.
34.A lot of feathers but not much chicken. -- Kim Mitchell
35.A medical mystery.
36.A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits
37.A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel.
38.A mind like wet tennis shoes... Makes squishy noises when running.
39.A minefield of information.
40.A modest little person, with much to be modest about. -- Churchill
41.A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes.
42.A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
43.A notch off the timing mark.
44.A one-bit brain with a parity error.
45.A pacifist out of necessity / always loses in a battle of wits.
46.A PBS mind in an MTV world.
47.A penalty kick over the bar. (In soccer.)
48.A peripheral visionary.
49.A person of rare intelligence... It's rare when he shows any.
50.A photographic memory, but no film / never developed / the lens cover is glued on.

http://herbison.com/canon/fulldeck.html

There are 488 of them. Enjoy them and use them to your heart's content.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

1. haaa!! Funny!!

I didn't get the nomenclature at first-- fulldeckisms??.....

ok, gottitnow....

HAAAAA!!
I like "41.A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes."

Next, how about Snaps? Is there an encyclopedia of them? You know, those, "Your momma's so fat......".

Only let's not be sexist and limit it to only mom's problems. All immediate family are welcome benchmarks. :P

[acmavm]

2. No. There are 1487 of 'em. 26 pages in all.

[Are_grits_groceries]

3. Ooops! I didn't see the next page obviously. Thanks.

[Fumesucker]

4. I've been using that list for many years.. Very handy when you get in a flamewar..

People use and reuse all the tired old insults, it's much more entertaining to insult someone in an inventive and fresh manner.