Shakespere, Mozart and bush arrive at the gate of Heaven on the same day.

[MarianJack]

St. Peter askes Shakespere who he is.

Shakespere says "I'm William Shakespere, the Bard of Avon, the greatest Playwright who ever lived". St. Perer asks "Can you prove it?". Shakespere recites "To Be or not to be...What light through yonder window breaks?...Once more unto the breach dear friends...I wrote ALL of those and many more"! St. Peter says "Go right on in".

He asks Mozart who he is. Mozart says "I'm Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, the greatest composer who ever lived". "Can you prove that?", asks St Peter. Mozart Takes his baton, goes over to the Heavenly orchastra and conducts them in a symphony. St. Peter says "Go right on in".

He turns to bush and asks who he is. bush says "I'm george dubbya bush, the liberationator of Iraq, the edjamacashun perzidint. I'm the greatest perzidint who ever was!"

St. Peter asks "Can you prove who you are the same way that Shakespere and Mozart proved who they were?"

bush asks "who the fuck are Shakespere & Mozart?"

"Go right on in!"

I know that bush in Heaven is a hard term to conceptualize, but bear with me for the sake of the joke.

PEACE!

[GaYellowDawg]

1. Here's a better version.

St. Peter askes Shakespeare who he is.

Shakespere says "I'm William Shakespeare, the Bard of Avon, the greatest Playwright who ever lived". St. Perer asks "Can you prove it?". Shakespere recites "To Be or not to be...What light through yonder window breaks?...Once more unto the breach dear friends...I wrote ALL of those and many more"! St. Peter says "Go right on in".

He asks Mozart who he is. Mozart says "I'm Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, the greatest composer who ever lived". "Can you prove that?", asks St Peter. Mozart Takes his baton, goes over to the Heavenly orchastra and conducts them in a symphony. St. Peter says "Go right on in".

He turns to Bush and asks who he is. Bush says "I'm George Dubbya Bush, the liberationator of Iraq, the edjamacashun perzidint. I'm the greatest perzidint who ever was!"

St. Peter asks "Can you prove who you are the same way that Shakespeare and Mozart proved who they were?"

Bush asks "who the fuck are Shakespeare & Mozart?"

St. Peter says, "That's you, all right," pulls a lever beside his podium, and drops Bush straight to hell.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

2. .......

:applause:

[MarianJack]

6. Nice Kitties in the sig line!

:bounce:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

8. Amy, Jack and Charlie thank you!!!

:hi:

[MarianJack]

4. Your ending IS better...

... And, IMHO, more likely! :toast:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

3. Great start, but I like the ending of the other next one. :)

[MarianJack]

5. Me, Too!

I'm going to tell it GaYellowDawg's way from now on. :patriot:

[MarianJack]

7. Self kick for the night owls!

[alfredo]

9. I want bush to spend his life in a cold dark cell. If there is a heaven, let's

first give him a taste of the hell he built here on earth.